Bombs Can't Bust Saddam Bunker, Builder Says

Dear sir,

In response to your prescription for inconsolable whining and crying in a patient older than 18, yet showing signs of delayed philosophic development; I recommend the following therapy program:

1. Fox News Channel prime time coverage of Operation Iraqi Freedom. In the unfortunate event that FNC is not available, MSNBC can be substituted as a generic. However, generics can lack the purity of the actual brand name. We do not advise programming by CNN due to the likelihood of counterproductive influences which may stunt growth and limit intellectual development.
RX: FNC
Sig one treatment for one hour qHS x one month prn

2. Use of Free Republic can be helpful to exercise rationalization processes. Some Freepers appear to "rationalize" more than others. Yet, the exercise is at least useful.

RX: FREE REPUBLIC
Sig one treatment via web q6-8 hours prn developmental delay

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