Stranded human shields buses seek fare home (ROTFLOL!!!)

reuters ^ | 3-5-03

[JoJo Gunn]

"Why don't they cook up a big pot of lentils and f*rt into the gas tank."

Good question. And considering their constant brain farts....my, those Lefties do have the market cornered on alternative fuels. I can't for the life of me see their problem getting home :)

[Slyfox]

What them make it home and then be asked by the fawning media,
that they were able to stave off the war while they were in Bagdad.

[Slyfox]

WATCH them, not what them.

[Trajan88]

They're holding signs on the side of the road: "will work for fish and chips, but only if you have malt vinegar to go with."

Trajan88

[Rasputin_TheMadMonk]

"What did you do in the war, Daddy?"

"I was a human shield, son -- until the shooting started. Then I got the hell out of there. I may be liberal but I'm not crazy.'


Fat chance, this coward didn't have the testicles to stand behind his decisions, he sure as little green apples isn't going to generate enough sperm to bear children.

Thank goodness cloning of humans isn't going to become a viable technology any time soon. If it does, we will never be free of Darwin's misguided children.

[nutmeg]

ROTFL! ;-D It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?!

Thanks for the ping. I'm eagerly awaiting the next episode of The Human Shields' Most Excellent Adventure...

[nutmeg]

ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ping list.

[tjg]

" Americans won't bomb civilians purposely and they knew it."

This is really a good point. You identified the paradox in their position.

The only reason anyone would consider doing what they did is because they beleive Americans would avoid the area's that they were in. The paradox is that they are trying to protect a form of government that is completely opposite. Saddam will kill anyone that gets in his way, uses rape as a terror tool, kills women for the slightest insults, and tortures children to get at the parents.

Just when you think when you think you've heard every ignorant, ill concieved liberal idea......

[Nitro]

Absolutely priceless!!

[Ole Okie]

FWIW, "bombing" (or "e-bombing") is current slang among today's counterparts to the hippies from the 60's for doing drugs (especially ecstasy).

I seriously doubt if the protesters intended to stop that form of "bombing". ;)

[Stultis]

"I had promised my wife I would get the buses home," he said. "If I don't get them home, we're absolutely stuck."

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Don't mock the guy, be constructive: Send his wife a baseball bat.

[AppyPappy]

Fat chance, this coward didn't have the testicles to stand behind his decisions, he sure as little green apples isn't going to generate enough sperm to bear children.

You used to be a drill sgt, didn't you?

[BlueLancer]

"Im thinking Austin Powers meets Clark Griswold!"

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S HUMAN SHIELD VACATION

[Happy2BMe]

It's too bad they are leaving (do they know something?).

"The buses and taxi, dusty after a six-week overland journey that began at London's Tower Bridge, were plastered with signs saying "No to a war on Iraq" and "No to war, Yes to peace"."

Surely President Martin Sheen will seek funding for this venture from his Whorelywood Congress - ya?

[Happy2BMe]

HOLLYWOOD IS FOR IRAQ - AND ANTI AMERICAN

"Bush is a racist"--Danny Glover

"I think America has no experience with terrorism or even with war. In Europe, we know a little bit more about these things." --Peter Gabriel

"As dumb as this administration is, they don't look ahead. They don't know where any countries are...They don't really know much about anything."

"Now you have people [in Washington] who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil."-- Gore Vidal

“In my country the atmosphere is poisoned. Unbreathable for those of us who are not on the right. So thank you for inviting me to this festival and allowing me to leave there for a few days.” -- Jessica Lange

"So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"

"'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride." -- Janeanne Garofalo

"I believe he thinks this [war against Iraq] is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore...We can't beat anyone anymore" -- George Clooney

"[Bush is a] sad figure: not too well educated, who doesn't get out of America much. He's leading the country towards fascism... he wouldn't understand the word fascism anyway." --Larry Hagman

"It is inappropriate for the [Bush] administration to trump up a case in which we are ballyhooed into war."

But, a few years earlier:

"...the bottom line is that I think it’s appropriate for the international community in situations like this to intervene [in Kosovo]. I am in favor of an intervention. On some level you have to say that at least somebody [Clinton] is doing something." -- Mike Farrell

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MASS WALKOUTS PLANNED IN U.S.A if war breaks out from A.N.S.W.E.R

Current Traitor List

Mass Walkouts Planned On Day One of War ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BLACKLIST

"Hollyweird 10"

Sean Penn

Alec Baldwin
George Clooney
Danny Glover
Susan Sarandon
Martin Sheen
Rosie 0'Donnell
Richard Gere
Spike Lee
Barbara Streisand

THEY DON'T ALL STINK IN HOLLYWOOD: A LIST OF THE *BAD* GUYS

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American Anti War Protestors Just Don't Look The Same Anymore

[Happy2BMe]

"An Iraqi woman flashes the peace sign as tens of thousands of Iraqis demonstrate in support of President Saddam Hussein in Baghdad, Iraq, on Saturday, Feb. 15, 2003."

That's NO PEACE SIGN - that's the DimRat Distress Signal!

She is waving to her friends in the U.S. . . .

The Washington Republican Party Response to Patty is HERE

Hi! My Name is "Taliban" Patty Murray But You Can Just Call Me Traitor!

Listen To My Radio Show "Taliban" Patty - Live From Baghdad! [strum, strum] "Where have all my neurons gone . . ."

Patty – Doing What She Does Worst

Ask not what you can do for your country - ask what you can do for Iraq!

Same face - different war.

[Happy2BMe]

HOLLYWOOD IS FOR IRAQ - AND ANTI AMERICAN

"Bush is a racist"--Danny Glover

"I think America has no experience with terrorism or even with war. In Europe, we know a little bit more about these things." --Peter Gabriel

"As dumb as this administration is, they don't look ahead. They don't know where any countries are...They don't really know much about anything."

"Now you have people [in Washington] who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil."-- Gore Vidal

“In my country the atmosphere is poisoned. Unbreathable for those of us who are not on the right. So thank you for inviting me to this festival and allowing me to leave there for a few days.” -- Jessica Lange

"So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"

"'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride." -- Janeanne Garofalo

"I believe he thinks this [war against Iraq] is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore...We can't beat anyone anymore" -- George Clooney

"[Bush is a] sad figure: not too well educated, who doesn't get out of America much. He's leading the country towards fascism... he wouldn't understand the word fascism anyway." --Larry Hagman

"It is inappropriate for the [Bush] administration to trump up a case in which we are ballyhooed into war."

But, a few years earlier:

"...the bottom line is that I think it’s appropriate for the international community in situations like this to intervene [in Kosovo]. I am in favor of an intervention. On some level you have to say that at least somebody [Clinton] is doing something." -- Mike Farrell

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ MASS WALKOUTS PLANNED IN U.S.A if war breaks out from A.N.S.W.E.R

Current Traitor List

Mass Walkouts Planned On Day One of War ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BLACKLIST

"Hollyweird 10"

Sean Penn

Alec Baldwin
George Clooney
Danny Glover
Susan Sarandon
Martin Sheen
Rosie 0'Donnell
Richard Gere
Spike Lee
Barbara Streisand

THEY DON'T ALL STINK IN HOLLYWOOD: A LIST OF THE *BAD* GUYS

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

American Anti War Protestors Just Don't Look The Same Anymore

[Rasputin_TheMadMonk]

Hehehe, no comment.

[sweetliberty]

Yet another installment in the ongoing drama, "Idiots Human Shields in Baghdad". ROTFL! These people should have a reality show. Or perhaps this would be great material for a new "Jackass" series.

[sweetliberty]

""I was a human shield, son -- until the shooting started. Then I got the hell out of there."

ROTFL! This has really been a great story to follow in the midst of all the war talk. We have needed, and continue to need, the moments of levity. These people should be applauded. They've provided them in abundance.