Teacher's Anti-Bush Pin Stirs Controversy...(Watch your kids warning)

Fox News ^ | 03/04/03 | Carol McKinley and Liza Porteus

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

A towel is a very useful thing.

Of course, most of all if you are ever attacked by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, you can wrap the towel around your head. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is such a mind-bogglingy stupid beast that it reasons if you can't see it...it can't see you.

Yes...a most useful thing, a towel.

[AUgrad]

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"There are some who say that we should never have left the oceans in the first place."

[AUgrad]

"`My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'"

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"You guys are so un-hip its a wonder your bums don't fall off." - - Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[AUgrad]

"`I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.'"

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

--"The Zaphod Beeblebrox?"

--"No. A Zaphod Beeblebrox. I come in six-packs now, didn't you know?"

[AUgrad]

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground
underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of
rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to
you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so
far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely,
consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much
longer.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6. Once called Zaphod Beeblebrox, “The Best Bang since the Big One.” Some people say that her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body.

[AUgrad]

Digital watches are a keen idea

There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'"

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The Jatravartid People of Viltvodle Six firmly believe that the entire universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called The Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming Of The Great White Handkerchief.

The Jatravartids are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

[zbogwan2]

Wonder how this educator would have faired in Taliban controlled Afghanistan?

Wearing a burka and exercising her American right to protest is what I meant here. This Lib educator chick most likely would have been one of those soccer field statistics at the hands of the Taliban?