TAKE THE BILL CLINTON QUIZ: Find the lies, exagerrations and misrepresentations.

WHITE HOUSE ARCHIVES

[mountaineer]

Who is Bill Clinton's father?

[Liz]

Good link. Same for Roger. His resemblance to Billy is striking.
Analyzing the Clinton boys' DNA would be a piece of work.

[Uncle George]

Jesus said of him: He is "AUTHOR of all lies". Nothing else can be added.

[AdA$tra]

Find the lies

If his lips are moving, he is most likly lying.

[Liz]

You mean like this?

" It all depends what the meaning of 'is' is."

[Two-Bits]

It is so much fun to watch the Democratic Party disintegrate. All I ask is they keep following the instructions from the Clintons because the irony of all this is, Clintons have done more to bring people to the Conservative movement.

To give you an example of their stupidity, our economy in the State of California is spinning toward crash & burn. The state is in complete control of democrats. Now, the people are very angry with Gov Dufus (Gray Davis) and are championing a recall to remove him from office. In the last election, Gov Davis only won three counties in the entire state of California; L.A., San Francisco and Imperial Valley. Now L.A and Imperial Valley are heavily hispanic. So what does our two nit-wit senators, Feinstein and Boxer doing? They are fighting the confirmation of Miguel Estrada. Where else can you get this kind of entertainment for free?

[Prov3456]

That, and the fact that the Clinton administration "cooked" the books from the beginning.

Anyone can have a great economy when they make up numbers to accomplish their pre-determined goal!

[Liz]

Nice deconstruction, and realtime stories about Kali Dumbocrats graydavis and Chi-Di-Fi.

Kali Dummycrats - dead men walking.

[Liz]

He can't escape the almighty, omnipotent eye.

[janetgreen]

led him to enter a life of public service.

It should read: led him to enter a life of feeding at the public trough.

[nomorecameljocks]

Good Work!
I have long suspected that slick's mother, who was basically an Arkansas beer joint whor* had no clue who Bill's actual father was and the "died prior to birth story, etc." just evolved as politically expedient.

[BradyLS]

Well, I woulda bracketed "married" in that bio the way I just did-- in quotation marks!

[Liz]

......extorting big bucks from the taxpayers so he and Hitlery can live in the lap of luxury..........
A penthouse in the LIEbrary, no less............

[Liz]

Yeah, right. Married? In name only.

[TommyDale]

Did you really have to use the word "pumper" while referring to Clinton?

[punster]

They did not mention the warning to not bend over to pick up the soap in the shower when Bill Clinton is in the same city. I repeat, Do not bend over in the shower to pick up the soap, when Bill Clinton is in the same city.

[Brian Allen]

<< William J. Blythe .....
Born August 19 1946 in Hot Springs, Arkansas ..... >>

First lies.

[That'll do -- enough already]

[timestax]

He hates USA! He wants to see it destroyed!

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

Who wrote this load of crap? Carville? Or was it the impeached creep himself?

It leaves out the fact Osama bin Laden spent eight years training a worldwide network of terrorists, thanks to the fact Bubba declined Sudan's offer to extradite the terrorist mastermind to us.

Also left out all the 1990s corporate corruption we're only finding out about now, the 1990s North Korean lies we're only finding out about now, illegal campaign contributions from China and Indonesia, the mishandled Waco siege, the Elian Gonzalez machine-gun raid, the rape of Juanita Broaddrick, the assault of Kathleen Willey and company, skyrocketing drug use by the nation's children, the abuse of White House travel-office employees, the creep's own perjury and obstruction of justice, the 1999 pardons for FALN terrorists and the 2001 pardons for some of the biggest dirtbags to ever walk the face of the earth - one of them being the creep's own brother (who was arrested again just a few days after being pardoned).

I'm sure it was a good read for anyone wearing kneepads. However, it wouldn't survive for a second in the no-spin zone. I'm just glad it's the White House Archives and not the White House TODAY.

Voters gave Ronald Reagan a third term by voting overwhelmingly for his hand-picked Veep. The same cannot be said about bill clinton. Even voters in clinton's home state and gore's home state JUST SAID NO to more White House lies and corruption.

[Liz]

You're right. Should have said Clinton couldn't be a McD's pickle-slicer.