What on earth does Arafat do all day?

Ha'aretz Daily ^ | 2/23/03 | Danny Rubinstein

[sheik yerbouty]

He's a well known wanker..

[Maedhros]

You forgot "ARAFART." ;)

[PatriotGames]

What does he do all day?

Easy.

He hears an Israeli tank rev its engine and has to change his underwear.

Then, he hears another Israeli tank rev ITS engine and he has to change........well, you get the picture.

[Steel Wolf]

I''m pretty sure that Yasser spends a good part of the day brushing his teeth.

[spunkets]

He pouts.

[yonif]

He spends all day, among other things, greeting the many terrorist appeasers who come to greet him.

[UncleSamUSA]

He is on the cellphone taking non-stop "Stupid Lessons".

[tet68]

What does he do all day?

One word.

Drugs.

look at his eyes in any picture.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Orders bogus Domino's pizzas to be delivered to Sharon, watches through binoculars to see inevitable argument between delivery driver and bodyguard, laughs, then orders more ACME Hurling Rocks for his supporters.

[Alouette]

Rabbi Moshe Hirsch of the Neturei Karta organization in Jerusalem. According to reports in the Palestinian media, Rabbi Hirsch visits Arafat once every few weeks (the rabbi is also a member of the Palestine Liberation Organization's Palestinian National Council).

Arafat's personal "Useful Jewish idiot"

[calmseas]

Whatever he's doing he must be a busy man: He never seems to have the time to shave.

[rs79bm]

I am ze General Arafat!!! What douz you mean, what do I do all day?? Do youz understand you are speaking to ze General Arafat???

[calmseas]

In between the time he spends shopping for towels, he calls his good buddy Jacque Chirac and gives him his marching orders for the day.

[RichInOC]

Groom his beard. Can't you tell?

[knarf]

I think the Syphilus has gotten to brain eating stage and he's in never-never land from drugs and insanity. The few moments he's seen is when there is flash of lucidity and his handlers rush him in front of the camera(s) as if to say, "See ... the general is still in control, hasn't left." (Sort of like x42 and company that just won't go away.)

Bottom line?
Who cares.(question mark intentionally left out)

[all4one]

Wait till he finds out he is receiving a transfusion of pigs blood...

[LarryM]

When is Michael Jackson going to visit for a sleepover?

[all4one]

[DontMessWithMyCountry]

uh, Alouette, help me out here. About the two rabbis...last i checked, rabbis are Jewish....and, uh, well, last time i checked the palestinians aren't exactly 'shy' about their anti-semitism. Any serious insight (beyond a Stockholm Syndrome) into why the two rabbis engage in such self-effacing activities? This is a real head-scratcher, methinks.