Why Do Men Love War So Much? (Feminazi MEGA-BARF Alert!)

San Francisco Examiner ^ | 1/9/03 | Lani Silver

[elbucko]

a right time for that diatribe by Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.

When my wife or daughter get on my nerves, I put on the clip from "Five Easy Pieces" when Nicholson goes ape in the car after trying to ken the complexities of female logic. Makes the point.

[Loyalist]

All life is precious.

How did that ever get past the censors?

[Luna]

Did she just come out of the Raelian's alien's laboratory yesterday?

It must be fun to be an intellectual idiot. You can say whatever you want and people ooh and ahh about how wise you are.

[RoughDobermann]

"Women should stay home and have babies, preferably man-child."

If anyone can tell me which character from what movie said the above...

[RightWhale]

the purpose of life is to understand life and learn its glorious lessons

--Purpose of life, yeah, I wrote that down on an index card and stashed it somewhere. Now where did it go?

--Yeah, here it is: The purpose of life is to wait around and see if anything needs doing.

[Cobra64]

Get the picture now Ms. (what is the feminine equivalent of numbnuts?)

K*NT

[MikalM]

My favorite is the scene in the diner: "Hold the chicken. Hold it between your knees!"

[Captain Shady]

Men in war report a kind of homo-erotic experience, a time men can bond with other men without looking like sissies. Some report that they get erections when killing.

I remember hearing about a woman that orgasmed while killing a man and woman in Texas.She got the death penalty even though she got jail-house religion and the support of televangelist Pat Robertson.

[Pokey78]

This has to be the funnist column I've read in a long, long time!

[jpl]

If it weren't for war, we wouldn't have nearly so many cool video games to play.

[elbucko]

Ahhhh, you forgot the War of Northern Aggression.

You took the bait! The women of both sides were either rabidly pro or anti slave. They may not have had the vote, but they helped light the fuse of the anti-slavery movement as well as the session resistance.

[Pokey78]

funnist = funniest.

[hellinahandcart]

Can anyone name a fourth woman who belongs here?

Lani, dear, surely you've been alive long enough to remember that Ceaucescu b!tch in Romania?

Or does the fact that she was a communist (like you) whiten the blood on her hands?

[martin gibson]

Christ, what an asshole...

A rat is a dog is a pig is a feminist (...with profound apologies to rats, dogs and pigs).

[Dominic Harr]

I just love the suggestion you see from time to time that if women just ran things, there would be no conflicts.

Two women can't get along for a week, and when they get mad, they hold grudges and get MEAN. And those grudges last forever.

When two men can't get along, they prefer a quick conflicts.

Oh, yeah, Women are so *easy* to get along with, and get along so well with each other . . . not.

[finnman69]

If you have a penis, perhaps you should be required to take a course in aggression and compassion. And perhaps women need to take courses on co-dependence.

Actually I would suggest Wife School and some cooking courses.

'Wife School' from the 'Man Show'

[DWSUWF]

"...Hey, the looting and pillaging ain't too bad either..."

Good point.

I'm assuming that Lani, like many liberals, follows up being published in minor ways by weeks of self-searching (her name) on the web...

Which would lead her here.

My intent was to provide a little button-pusher for Lani that would cause her to make tiny, useless, cute little fists of rage and curse me.

Actually, at my age, I'd a WAY rather go lootin' than I would rapin'... ANY TIME.

[RoughDobermann]

Indeed, they certainly can be vicious with each other (and men) when they feel like it.

[finnman69]

I am personally in a state of despair. I've been a political activist for 34 years, and it all seems to mean nothing these days. We have these nitwits in charge of our country and we are going off (again) to kill more people. We haven't learned anything.

I bet she has no problem killing babies though. Not that someone like her likely has to worry about getting impregnated.

[Wombat101]

Ever notice that those women who complain loudly about men and denigrate them are usually the ones that can't get men in the first place? And even if they did get one, he probably regretted the decision in a heartbeat and became instantly resolved to avoid said harpy like a deadly disease?

Someone has a huge case of penis envy because she hasn't seen one up close and personal for about a deacde, methinks.