Why Do Men Love War So Much? (Feminazi MEGA-BARF Alert!)

San Francisco Examiner ^ | 1/9/03 | Lani Silver

[DWSUWF]

"...This last set of students suggested a workshop on racism, offering extra credit for going. We could have people apologize to people they've offended, they say, we could think before we act. We could make signs that say "No to Racism," we could make better laws, or write more letters to the editor..."

Or we could teach the world to sing, in three part harmony...

Or whisper to each other, "Racism Hurts!"...

Or hold hands...

Of course, the REAL solution to racism is to locate another race of alien space beings to heap our scorn on.

We could bring some of them back to earth and set them up in little alien shanty-towns across the tracks.

That way human kids, Black and White and Red and Yellow and whatever the Hell that color Arabs are could stand together as brothers, get a little drunk on 3.2% beer and say, "Hey! I've got an idea! Lets go to Zorg-town and kick a little Tau-Cetian ass!"

"Cool! Let's burn a parallelogram on their lawn too!"

"Yee Haw!"

[tet68]

They are way too aggressive. My proof: 200 million people were murdered in the 20th century because of war and genocide

What Lani? No female communists? who'd a thought?
No white bone demon? No female activists consigning
thousands to a socialist totalitarian hell? My my how quickly they forget.

[Arkady]

"If you want to avoid war, don't sign any peace treaties."
How many Republican presidents have been elected with a female majority?

[Beenliedto]

You took the bait! The women of both sides were either rabidly pro or anti slave.

Either you missed.... or I did not correctly make my point.

I was addressing that the 2nd American Revolution (yes, I like that)... was a war of "mega death"... perhaps, thanks to Mr. Lincoln, the first war which was conducted under the new rules which allowed attacks on unarmed civilian populations....

And it took place before women had the vote...

It was the "mega death" aspect of the statement with which I was taking issue.

[Brett66]

This is a delusional woman,why does she think the female gender would make better rulers? The only woman in history to weild the power of emperor was a tyrant, here's an excerpt from an article:

Empress Wu was the only female sovereign in the long history of China. She murdered three of her children as well as most of her husband's relatives and elevated members of her own family to acquire and secure the throne. She had herself declared a reincarnation of Buddha and she scandalized the court with her affair with an ex-wrestler whom she named abbot of a Buddhist temple. Disgusted by her shameless behavior she was eventually overthrown by her own ministers. She was 80 at the time.

Infamous Women

It's character, not gender that matters in a leader you dangerous fool.

[driftless]

Ha ha! You have the best answer so far. Expecting logic out of an anti-male nitwit like Silver is like asking your dog to recite Shakespeare.

[slimer]

Why do men like war so much?

Because it allows them to vent the frustration they feel for having to put up with women and at the same time eliminate some of the competition.

[mil-vet]

My fervent hope is that this lousy excuse for an American never reproduces. Of course, she's at least a "five beer beauty", so maybe there's hope! Maybe there's MORE hope because she is apparently from San Francisco, and therefore likes women. OK, so I include "never adopts" along with "reproduces"! - LOL!

This is ONE picture I wouldn't have carried in my helmet to remind me what or who I was fighting for. On the other hand, if she's so dam*nd good at avoiding conflict, maybe she should take point on the next mission!

[driftless]

I work in a place where there are three competing female cliques. One of the women told me she hated another female co-worker but couldn't give a reason. Another quit talking to her best friend because her friend got a better hours and she didn't. Another hates every women in the place for some very weird reasons. She's also into astrology. One female ex-supervisor was detested by all her subordinates for her dictatorial behavior. Oh yes, all women are extremely calm and logical without a shred of rancor and backbiting. Yuk yuk.

I should add that there are a number of outstanding females who are great workers and wonderful persons in my workplace. But the notion that all women are possessed of outstanding qualities of reason and logic simply because they are women is laughable.

[driftless]

Why do dogs lick themselves?

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

To get rid of the taste of dog food?

[savedbygrace]

Why do men like war so much?

'Cause chicks love guys in uniforms?

[goldstategop]

Lani Sliver bashes maleness. Its clear she doesn't understand the first thing about being a man since she will never be one. Real women appreciate masculinity but its no surprise the feminazis find it a total turnoff since they want every man alive to think and act like a woman. I have some news for the besotted Ms. Silver: if men didn't act like real men there'd be concentration camps in the U.S today and she should go back and reread history to learn how women were treated by the Nazis and the Japanese. Thank God men find such misandrogynist rantings silly. If a man wrote such hateful things about a woman in print, he'd never be allowed to write a column again. I'm sick and tired of the male-bashing. Go get a life Ms. Silver!!!

[Argus]

Everyone gets so excited that they can name three women who fall into this war-mongering category. Can anyone name a fourth woman who belongs here? Madame Mao, also known as Chiang Ching, the White-boned Demon, comes to mind, especially in the "class war" category which claimed most of those 200 million lives in the 20th Century. But homicidal woman buffs must be eagerly awaiting the rise to supreme power of Hillary Clinton, who will make all her predecessors look like amateurs.

[rightwingbob]

Somebody needs to tell this hate-monger that our wars are fought for defenses of freedom. We are fighting against a culture that hates women.

[rightwingbob]

This is like PMS on paper.

[xm177e2]

If there is a global skirmish, men should learn to say "Let's talk," or "We're sorry," but no one ever says those things. They could also try saying "Let's compromise," but that doesn't happen, either.

When North Korean men want to sit down and talk, we'll talk with them. If they want to fight, we'll fight. It's up to them, really. The same goes for Saddam, and even Osama.

[Fresh Wind]

Why are women named "Lani" such Liberal pukes?

You mean ones like this?

[Boiler Plate]

This will stump them.

Instead of calling it War we can give a PC name, such as

"Post-Natal Abortion"

It's all about choice!