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Put Down The Lipstick If You Value His Sperm
IOL ^ | 12-10-2002 | Laura McInnis

Posted on 12/10/2002 8:45:04 AM PST by blam

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To: steveo
Damn.... Bowling ball thru a 5/8" garden hose.
21 posted on 12/10/2002 9:19:16 AM PST by Capt_Hank
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To: *SPG; Bella_Bru; hobbes1; xsmommy; RikaStrom; SeaDragon; Argh; CholeraJoe; maxwell
SPG Ping.
22 posted on 12/10/2002 9:24:59 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Capt_Hank
Laurie, WHAT A LIPSTICK!
23 posted on 12/10/2002 9:25:46 AM PST by philosofy123
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To: dubyaismypresident
that picture of laurie revving you up, dubs?
24 posted on 12/10/2002 9:27:37 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: dubyaismypresident
So I guess I shouldn't wear lipstick when I travel south.
25 posted on 12/10/2002 9:29:48 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
Miami, Miami......
26 posted on 12/10/2002 9:31:03 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: xsmommy
He didn't answer. Ha! We all know what that means....
27 posted on 12/10/2002 9:38:30 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
he's busy?
28 posted on 12/10/2002 9:39:02 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Gads....I hope he cleans off the keyboard.
29 posted on 12/10/2002 9:40:10 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Prodigal Son
When I first met her she didn't even possess a comb or hairbrush- no sh!t- and she only possesses these items now by default because they're mine.

Okay, I'll bite: how did she brush her hair before she met you? With her fingers?
30 posted on 12/10/2002 9:43:04 AM PST by Xenalyte
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To: Prodigal Son
Please post photo - a woman who has never worn make-up nor owned a hair brush must just have natural beauty !!!
31 posted on 12/10/2002 9:43:12 AM PST by Froggie
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To: Junior
Nearly eight years. Man, it has been a long time...

Take charge of your situation, Junior. Demand what is rightfully yours.

32 posted on 12/10/2002 9:46:49 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: Bella_Bru; xsmommy
He didn't answer. Ha! We all know what that means....

Means you too are wearing a lot of lip gloss ;-)

33 posted on 12/10/2002 9:48:26 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
i look better with lip gloss on.
34 posted on 12/10/2002 9:49:18 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: johniegrad
I dunno...he might not be fulfilling his end of the bargain if he isn't getting.
35 posted on 12/10/2002 9:51:45 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: blam
Was this studied research funded by the "Toon" library?
36 posted on 12/10/2002 9:55:23 AM PST by Mustang
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To: Bella_Bru
Impossible. As a registered, certified male, I know that it is always the woman's fault.
37 posted on 12/10/2002 9:57:06 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad
:-P

I guess I am rare. I return the favor, happily.

38 posted on 12/10/2002 10:02:13 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
Just kidding with you. I am similarly blessed with a wonderful wife who works very hard to find those things that make me happy. There are some people who just figure it out for themselves.
39 posted on 12/10/2002 10:16:42 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad
Typical, blame someone else for what I'm sure is your own "short" coming.
40 posted on 12/10/2002 10:20:14 AM PST by underthesun
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