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Musician to make album of sex noises (HOLD MUH BEER, ERM, ALBUM ALERT)
Ananova ^ | December 9, 2002 | Ananova

Posted on 12/09/2002 10:44:59 AM PST by MadIvan

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To: zcat

Rachael Kozak, aka "Hecate."


Ric Ocasek -- for comparison purposes. IMHO, you really don't want the video....

41 posted on 12/09/2002 12:16:28 PM PST by r9etb
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To: MadIvan
American Culture, ca. 2002.
42 posted on 12/09/2002 12:28:14 PM PST by HumanaeVitae
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To: MadIvan
Does the condom have a microphone?
43 posted on 12/09/2002 12:28:16 PM PST by rockfish59
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To: MadIvan
This is as good a time as any for me to announce I'll be releasing a full-length, digital recording of my own farts.

44 posted on 12/09/2002 1:08:03 PM PST by Fintan
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To: Happygal
Remember that song Je t'aime? That was a precurser for this, I reckon ;-)

There are plenty of hit records with "sex noises," not all of them officially acknowledged as such. If you listen closely to "Judy in Disguise" by John Fred, you can hear that familiar "Oh, oh, oh" panting near the end. The first one that I knew of growing up was "Love Won't Let Me Wait" by R&B singer Major Harris, which must have been 1972 or 1973. I grooved to "Jungle Fever" by the Chakachas blissfully unaware of the reason for the grunting, and in retrospect, I wonder what my parents were thinking when it would play in the family car as me and my siblings were listening to the funky guitar part.

Disco was a fertile field for the sex records. After Donna Summer faked it to platinum, there were producers all over the world trying to pump new life into worn-out grooves with bimbo breathing. To a newly pubescent fellow like myself, this was the only reason to hope disco stuck around. Especially burned in my memory are Musique's "Love Me" and "Love Massage" ("Oh! Yes!" Right there! Right therrrrre!") and "Come On And Give It To Me" by the group that went by the name Poussez.

Yes, Poussez. Don't get it? Try saying it with a French accent.

The most ridiculously obvious of all the sex noise records had to be Sylvia's "Pillow Talk." Sylvia, who became a record mogul as co-founder of seminal rap label Sugar Hill Records, recorded an entire album of suggestive songs with a breathy vocals almost as vocally lame as Britney Spears'. But, as with Spears, Sylvia's talent was not the point. The point was -- as Austin Powers would say -- "Do I make you horny, baby?"

45 posted on 12/09/2002 1:55:59 PM PST by L.N. Smithee
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To: Fintan; MadIvan
Fintan, the use of a cigar in your posting made me think of Bill Clinton releasing a record for some reason *L*
46 posted on 12/09/2002 4:47:47 PM PST by Happygal
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To: r9etb
Is Ric Ocasek still married to Paulina Porotzkova (or something like that)?
47 posted on 12/09/2002 4:51:58 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: r9etb
I begging you not to post any photos of any female that would have sex with that.

48 posted on 12/09/2002 5:28:29 PM PST by Fintan
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
You can get all you want on the Usenet binary audio newsgroups. A few years ago I took eight or ten of the recordings of various couple's sex noises and used .wav clippings to produce the alert sounds on my computer. A menu would come up, the computer would tell me she loves me.
I'd go to close a file, the computer would moan and groan. It was great.
49 posted on 12/09/2002 6:46:52 PM PST by gcruse
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I'd go to close a file, the computer would moan and groan. It was great.

OUTSTANDING!

50 posted on 12/10/2002 5:19:02 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: rockfish59
Does the condom have a microphone?

More importantly:

IS THERE A CONDOM ON THE MICROPHONE???

51 posted on 12/10/2002 8:51:32 PM PST by weegee
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To: Fintan
This is as good a time as any for me to announce I'll be releasing a full-length, digital recording of my own farts.

Too late. The job has already been automated:

www.createafart.com

52 posted on 12/10/2002 8:58:04 PM PST by weegee
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