Government seeks ideas on what to do with old Nevada brothel

Nevada Appeal ^ | 11/26/02 | Associated Press

[Mark]

Very series matter here!

[APBaer]

Have Congress meet there.
What more appropriate inhabitants of a whore house.

[IronJack]

I understand Bill Clinton is looking to build a "presidential" library.

[glc1173@aol.com]

Washington could reopen it as a brothel on a for-profit basis again - and use its profits to cut our taxes!

[Mark]

Pelosi, Boxer, Feinstein........the future of your party.

[Revolting cat!]

I say open up a "fun resort" for the RAT Party bigwigs! I hear some of their beauties are in between jobs: Donna Shalala, Janet Reno, Helen Thomas, Chelsea, the Kennedy chick, the lonely widow ex-senator from Missouri, Joni Mitchell, Brbra.

[timm22]

Washington could reopen it as a brothel on a for-profit basis again - and use its profits to cut our taxes!

I don't think a brothel run by Washington could ever come close to making a profit.

[Mark]

Oh, Yukky!

[Reactionary]

I think they should have Clinton run it.

[Treebeard]

Wasn't it a multi-story building? Those kind of whorehouses seldom work out. Simple matter of economics, there's just too much f**kin' overhead...

[JoeFromCA]

I spend a lot of time in Nevada, and actually have a Mustang Ranch t-shirt (don't ask how I got it). There is more land like the Mustang Ranch area in Nevada than anybody would ever want. It's too far from Sparks/Reno (probably 15 miles east, on I-80, down in kind of a gulley behind a big spread of nothing but cactus (cacti?). So the BLM won't get much for it, if anything.

[Revolting cat!]

have a Mustang Ranch t-shirt (don't ask how I got it).

Don't ask? Can we have a contest guessing? How was it, anyway?!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

BLM officials instead feared the proposed center's proximity to the river would contribute to water pollution and put horses in danger during floods.

That's why the Clinton liebrary is built over a river with good runoff.

[hunter112]

Bust up the buildings, sell the chunks on eBay, along with "I Got a Piece of the Mustang Ranch" certificates.

[Rodney King]

Of course, they are assuming that the government should own the land. Why not just hold an auction and put it back on the tax rolls?

[rovenstinez]

Give it to a religious group who is trying to help street women who are drug addicted, and live with low esteem, Jesus by the way had a lot of prostitutes among his followers, I think Jim Bakker and his wife would do well in managing it. I really enjoyed his book, I WAS WRONG. I'd give him a chance to rebuild lives of broken women.

[lewislynn]

I've seen the wild women of Mustang Ranch, I spent a week there one day.

And I've truly seen the wild horses in the middle of Nevada's desert.

Nevada is my second most favorite state.

[Doctor Raoul]

DNC Headquarters?

Bill's pimp is running it anyway.

[Doctor Raoul]

There is more land like the Mustang Ranch area in Nevada than anybody would ever want. It's too far from Sparks/Reno (probably 15 miles east, on I-80, down in kind of a gulley behind a big spread of nothing but cactus (cacti?). So the BLM won't get much for it, if anything.

What about the drilling rights?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

"I don't think a brothel run by Washington could ever come close to making a profit."


Why not have a brothel in reverse. The public goes to it to get sc--wed instead! OOH! Wait! That happens every April 15 so never mind.