Slickster Bill sticks around for the last bite

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | 11/17/02

[Welsh Rabbit]

What a disgusting pig!

The slob is having three appetizers, and the appetizers at Outback are as big as a full meal...

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[Wild Irish Rogue]

"...Bill Clinton's appetite that he recently refused to leave a Maryland restaurant even after being informed of an impending police bust there."

We all know what George Bush would have done-hightailed it out the back,so as not to cause the perp to rabbit. But clinton preferred to gorge -the commotion of his entourage risked blowing the meet and allowing a COP KILLER to escape.There are no words dirty and vile enough to describe clinton-but,I imagine the undercover cops were inventing a few, when clinton refused to cooperate. The next police union that endorses a Democrat should be ashamed.Let's get this story to Rush,Sean,Bob Grant,Michael Savage,etc.

[Teacher317]

I doubt he eats the entire thing, Remember, he's a monarch in his own mind. My guess: he samples everything for a few bites, and throws the rest away.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

He is such a fat pig. They should have arrested HIM. He was involved in whatever crime it was if there was something in it for him.

[Slyfox]

"...Bill Clinton's appetite that he recently refused to leave a Maryland restaurant even after being informed of an impending police bust there."

Knowing his penchant for clintonspeak, he probably thought that if he stayed he'd get to view some busty female officers.

[alwaysconservative]

Nice picture! But you really should have picked one of the fat Elvis. . .!

[Paul Atreides]

Right you are. I have never eaten at Outback, but all of those restaurants have the same type appetizers. I have eaten at Applebee's and Ruby Tuesday's. They are made for people who come in groups.

He must not be getting any poon-tang, or he's drowning his sorrows of November 5.

[Paul Atreides]

Please, let him have incompetent Secret Service.

[Paul Atreides]

"Oh, baby. Ah'm rusistin' ahrest! Ah'm bein' such ah bad boy. Gonna lap dem cuffs on meh?"

[Fraulein]

But note, he's having a Diet Coke with all that.

Sorta like that time when he stopped at McDonald's when he was out on his morning jog.

[isthisnickcool]

I'm sure Outback appreciates that the police are inviting suspected murderers into their family eatery. But what the heck, they already had a lying rapist with STD's in the place. The murder probably felt at home.

[VRWC For Truth]

waiter Ernest Lawrence confirmed

Wonder if the 'Toon left a tip? Bwahahahaha

[desertcry]

Did the bent one pay his restaurant bills? And did the rapist tell the waitress that he felt her pain, and to put ice on her pocket instead of a decent tip?

[breakem]

thanx and I can only add tooooooooooooooooooguh!

[Vetnor]

Could the hitman possibly had an appointment with Slick Willy unknown to the undercover cops.

[Paul Atreides]

He probably only left a drip, in the men's room sink.

[raisincane]

Love your "annoying guest who just won't leave! Sent it to a bunch of friends.

[tillacum]

What was news worthy with this tid bit? We all know he is a publicity hogging twit. 'Guess he wanted to "look brave" in the presence of danger? lol

[Cicero]

Killing! This one is a keeper. I just sent it out to my joke list.