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Flaming Mice and Other Frustrations
11/7/02 | patton

Posted on 11/07/2002 9:04:04 PM PST by patton

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To: dd5339
I really don't think there is a satute of limitations on some of those, 'ol buddy. I've heard 'em, and you scare me, you really do. Especially the one about.... never mind. You know where I live. "GULP"
Scouts OUT!
21 posted on 11/08/2002 5:08:26 PM PST by cavtrooper21
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To: patton
Reminds me of the time when I was a teenager and almost burned down Baja. The ingredients were: firecrackers, dry brush, and three frightened Boston Terriers who wrapped their leashes around my legs.
22 posted on 11/09/2002 12:36:52 AM PST by Jeff Chandler
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To: Travis McGee
I heard of a sort of game folks played that involved a monkey, a conex box, and a grenade with a straight pin.
It was called "guess how long it will take the monkey to screw with the grenade and pull the pin out."

Didn't I just hear that one of those monkeys just got elected to national office?

23 posted on 11/10/2002 11:14:58 PM PST by fire_eye
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To: fire_eye
C Saxby Chambliss defeated Senator Cleland.

oops... I guess the monkey LOST. (Not able to keep up with it all, these days...)

24 posted on 11/10/2002 11:23:14 PM PST by fire_eye
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To: Lazamataz
How do I submit this to the onion?
25 posted on 11/27/2002 9:16:04 PM PST by patton
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To: Luis Gonzalez
One of these days, I am going to get published, if it kills me.
26 posted on 11/27/2002 9:21:52 PM PST by patton
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To: ASOC
power? we don't need no stinking LIGHTS!!!
27 posted on 12/16/2002 7:39:39 PM PST by patton
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To: All
Thanks guys, I needed that. Laughing so hard it hurts!
28 posted on 04/14/2003 6:50:53 PM PDT by dixie sass (GOD bless America)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Happy Holloween.
29 posted on 10/31/2003 4:51:28 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: Eaker
You, Tom!
30 posted on 10/31/2003 5:01:51 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: joesnuffy
ROTF! What a story!
31 posted on 10/31/2003 5:05:40 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: patton
If'n y'all are planning a re-enactment give me a call!!!

I'll move mountains to see that!!!!!

Thanks for the ping Patton, I needed this!

32 posted on 10/31/2003 5:13:08 PM PST by Eaker (Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.............hmmmmmmmmm ;<)
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To: Eaker
;) Goin' deer-huntin at the cabin in a week or so - expect more. If I live.
33 posted on 10/31/2003 5:20:19 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: Coop
hey coop - stop by this thread someday, if ya get bored.
34 posted on 10/31/2003 5:21:52 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: Travis McGee
This comment.
35 posted on 10/31/2003 7:00:18 PM PST by Eaker (When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
See, if it weren't for the honor of the thing, I would be embarassed to have hosted a "by invitation only" thread.
36 posted on 10/31/2003 7:10:20 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: patton
I like the idea of an invitation-only thread. I'm just glad to be invited!
37 posted on 10/31/2003 7:50:52 PM PST by Cathryn Crawford (Algunos misterios son tan profundos y maravillosos que deben ser explorados para ser entendido.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
After that slam dunk you hit today, I am humbled.

But what fun!

38 posted on 10/31/2003 8:12:11 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: Eaker; Cathryn Crawford; patton
Is this a new thing, clandestine by-invitation-only threads?
39 posted on 10/31/2003 8:32:07 PM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: Travis McGee; patton
Is this a new thing, clandestine by-invitation-only threads?

Absolutely. It's to prevent weirdos on the good threads!

40 posted on 10/31/2003 8:32:49 PM PST by Cathryn Crawford (Algunos misterios son tan profundos y maravillosos que deben ser explorados para ser entendido.)
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