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Posted on 10/31/2002 11:08:53 PM PST by Snow Bunny
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Shannon O'Brien is running for Governor in the state of Massachussetts. (People's Republic to the rest of us) Anyways, Shannon was having a debate against her male counterpart, (Yes, he's a white guy that happens to be Republican) Mitt Romney. She was babbling about something of little importance and Romney called her on it. He stated something to the effect that it was very "UNBECOMING" of her. So? Now she is angry about his use of the word because she thinks he would not have stated it against a male counterpart. (Remember, Al Gore used the word "snippy" during the last Presidential election) This doesn't seem like it would become a big issue, but when you put the witch from Illinois/Arkansas in the mix..it's become an issue. Hildabeast (Hillary Clinton for those of you proud of yourselves for voting for her) was "outraged" about this reference to O'Brien. (No word when she will get off her big fat butt and get offended at her own fine example of unbecoming) Anyways, since most of us know what the word unbecoming means; it is so foolish to make a big deal of it. The word itself is considered (Hold your breathe for this politically correct word) "GENDER-NEUTRAL" (Woohoo!!How long do you think it took MoJo to think of that assanine word) to even uppity leftist Liberals. Although,they are soooo offended by it now. So? The next time you use the word "unbecoming" make sure that you find a male and female to say this word. So? You can't be accused of being non-Gender-Neutral. It is an assanine world we live in folks. Good luck to Mitt Romney. I hope he unleashes a can of whoop ass on her and I hope he calls her and Hildabeast what he should of called them to begin with. I'm thinking of a word, but shoot there aren't enough derogatory words to describe either one of those chicks.
So? One day you go shopping at say Saks Fifth Ave. Then you decide to quot;borrow" a few items that you have enough money to purchase, but you are too important to have to pay for them. So? This security guy busts you walking out the door with your "borrowed" items and then you wind up being charged with shoplifting. Of course, you can afford to purchase the best lawyer in town. However, you can't seem to bring yourself to purchasing fifty dollar lipstick and a few other minor things. So? You will eventually have to go see the judge. Perhaps, (I could be completely wrong here) it would have donned on a person that you don't wear any clothing that gives the judge any motivation to throw the book at you. What am I alluding to? Winona Ryder. Ms.Ryder decided to show up yesterday in court with a see-through dress which "showcased" black underwear. MoJo would just like to point out that just because you get paid a ridiculous amount of money to pretend to be something or someone greater than youself, it does not actually guarantee that they will actually have a brain to go along with that. This point is proven by Winona Ryder. Of course, her lawyer made her put a coat on after "realizing" that perhaps her outfit was inappropiate. Earth to Winona! Yooo Hooo!! Get a grip chick!
YOUR TAXPAYING DOLLAR ALERT!!!! The State Department (the agency that fights against the Pentagon..so? They are of course LOSERS in MoJo's world) has decided that since the war on terror and keeping terrorists from entering America isn't a big concern for them...they've decided to put all their energy towards something else. So? Here's what they are doing. First, remember when I was railing the other day about the "I AM AN AMERICAN" commercial; it would help to keep this in thought while I go through this. Anyways, the suits and ties at the State Department want to ensure that Arabs around the world "feel comfortable" with the United States and so they are doing something about it. It wasn't bad enough to have those other assanine commercials in America..NOPE! They are now running tv ads in Indonesia and will soon be putting out television ads promoting Muslims in America. (Egypt has already stated they wouldn't run these commercials. SCREW YOU anyways.) I'm wondering why they would waste taxpayers money to do this? I'm not sure about anyone else, but I don't give a RAT'S REAR END what anyone in the Arab world thinks about the conditions of American Muslims. Only because Muslims are safer here than Jews anywhere in Europe or the Middle East. I don't particularly care for the fact that they feel that we actually would want them to promote this ridiculous idea. This doesn't represent Americans at all. What the hell are you doing over there, Colin Powell?? Come on! Return my money now! The Arab world understands our culture. We are free. And because of that...they are jealous. So? To waste my taxpaying dollars as well as yours is an insult to who and what we are in this country. I demand the abolishment of the State Department..ASAP! (MoJo knows this won't happen, but they are wasting our moolah..UGH) Wow!! Couldn't you imagine having a nice plate of taco salad with this "HOT SAUCE" on top of it? Sure you would. Let me tell you a litte about it and the "controversy" surrounding it. A company in Oregon is selling this Tonya (as in Harding) hot sauce. (Tonya Harding and her ex-hubby and co-horts decided that she wasn't capable of getting to the Winter Olympics in figure skating without a little help from a crowbar into Nancy Kerrigan's knee) Anyways, Tonya Harding is very "offended" by the product because it shows her in a trailer park scene with a cigarette. (I'm wondering what was wrong with the description) Anyways, her lawyer stated that she was deeply disturbed by the product picture and the advertisement byline that went with it. (Well, it is true that "Tonya just keeps on giving" and to eat it would be an "assault on your taste buds) So? What would you expect? She's threatening a lawsuit against the company. (If she wins, GOODBYE TRAILER PARK) However, the company has since decided to remove the products from store shelves. (DAMN!) So? If you think you have problems, try being the "QUEEN OF THE WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK DIVISION".
The pictures above are of Kim Basinger and rapper, Eminem. These two will be starring in the new movie coming soon to a theater near you called "8 Mile". It is rather ironic that Eminem would want to do a movie based on his life. Not because it's not done all the time, but because we pretty much know his entire life story having had to listen to him gripe about his wife and mother. (To his credit: He has a very apt ability for women who are totally dysfunctional and are equally as annoying as he can be at times) Anyways, some Hollywood producer thought it would be a great idea for the rest of us to see it in the movie theater. He stated that this movie is a "coming out" for him. (Coming out of what?) He thinks that Kim Basinger played the role of his mother beautifully. (Let's face it: She was once married to Alec Baldwin and then proceeded to breed with him..UGH) Basinger, knows a thing or two about dysfunctional relatives. She was married to the Baldwins after all. She's even rumored to have had sex with Prince. (He's talented, but UGH) Most importantly, this movie proceeds to bash his mother and make him a lot of dough. And he gets some songs played on the radio station. So? We do thank the nitwits that will be bringing us just another dysfunctional movie. MoJo realizes there are a lot of our troops that enjoy Eminem. He does have a way of making his point in his music, but he needs to be listened to with a lot of prozac and coffee. There's only so many ways to tell people that you think your mom and ex-wife sucked. \ The "JACKASS"AWARD goes today to members of Free Republic that hate President Bush. Today's thread is to honor the Commander In Chief, President George W. Bush. Yet, for some strange reason this also brings out the worst in some supposed Republicans on this forum. (MoJo hopes none of you will see this type of stupidity on display today in the Canteen, but I can't promise you anything) President Bush isn't perfect. Do I agree with some of the things he's done? No! (MoJo thinks putting Marines on the border is a good idea. It's a good way to ensure no visitors from Mexico. Come on, President Bush) Anyways, President Bush has been a Godsend to all of us who endured the nightmare that was the Clinton Administration. He promised to restore "dignity, honor, and respect" back to the White House. He's done it. He has promised to make the military stronger and to pay you more. He's well on his way to doing it. He's a man of principles (sometimes too much with the compassion), honor, integrity, and charm that Bill Clinton couldn't even pray to have. He's a person that you don't mind your children seeing on television. (Actually, you can see President Bush on television and not think of cigars, Monica, or altoids..which is nice) We are blessed to have him as our President and yet, others don't feel this way. They can be just as vile and vicious as certain members of the Inept Society of Liberals known to the rest of you as The Democratic Underground. (What a hoot! I wish they would go underground and leave us all the hell alone) So? God Bless the Freepers that love President Bush. They may not always agree with his policies, but they never have anything disrespectful to say about his character. He's on solid foundation. For those other supposed "Freepers" you receive the award today. Now stay the hell outta here!
We Salute You, Ladies! Well, he salutes you! Can you say: "WOOHOO BABY!!" Thank you for enduring the babbling of MoJo Thank You
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Mojo2001, tomkow, SAM: Thanks for the pictures and humor and Useless Tidbits.
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The U-2 was designed and built for surveillance missions in the thin atmosphere above 55,000 feet. An unusual single-engine aircraft with sailplane-like wings, it was the product of a team headed by Clarence L. "Kelly" Johnson at Lockheed's "Skunk Works" in Burbank, California. The U-2 made its first flight in August 1955 and began operational service in 1956. Its employment was kept secret until May 1, 1960, when a civilian-piloted U-2 was downed on a non-USAF reconnaissance flight over Soviet territory.
USAF U-2s have been used for various missions. On October 14, 1962, Maj. Richard S. Heyser piloted a U-2 over Cuba to obtain the first photos of Soviet offensive missile sites. Maj. Rudolph Anderson, Jr. was killed on a similar mission eight days later when his U-2 was shot down. U-2s also have been used in mapping studies, atmospheric sampling and for collecting crop and land management photographic data for the Department of Energy.
SPECIFICATIONS
Span: 80 ft.
Length: 49 ft. 7 in.
Height: 13 ft.
Weight: 15,850 lbs. (17,270 lbs. with external fuel tanks)
Armament: None
Engine: Pratt & Whitney J57-P-37A of 11,000 lbs. thrust (J75-P-13 of 17,000 lbs. thrust for later models)
PERFORMANCE
Maximum speed: 494 mph.
Cruising speed: 460 mph.
Range: 2,220 miles (over 3,000 miles for later models)
Service Ceiling: Above 55,000 ft. (above 70,000 ft. for later models)
Photos/Information courtesy of the US Air Force Museum
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