INTRODUCTION OF THE FLUSH TOILET DEPLORED AT EARTH SUMMIT

CNSNews.com ^ | 8-30-02 | Marc Morano

[Pagey]

No wonder George W. Bush didn't attend this useless "lets talk mindless word drool" such as "...A female panelist from India...complained about the "pernicious introduction of the flush toilet...". Surely that mans response to this, was flushed onto the editing room floor, as this is aBill Moyers hosted program for gosh sake.

[Conservative4Ever]

These enviro-weenies are using up more than their share of oxygen. I am so proud our President did not attend this farce.

Red

[Joe Hadenuf]

The flush toilet helped rid us of losing a quarter of the population every few years.

Well, isn't that what they are after, so the earth can live in peace?

[Desdemona]

You're not the first one to say that and yes, that's part of the point, I guess.

[MadIvan]

You're not the first one to say that and yes, that's part of the point, I guess.

Yes the Earth would be so much cleaner if there weren't people in it, living, breathing, consuming things - how frightful. That's the entire message coming out of Jo'burg. Quite frankly, they can go straight to hell.

Regards, Ivan

[Texaggie79]

At least they use the woods. My 5 year old nephew seems to think that grass is all that is required. We have to keep an eye on him at picnics and such. He will just whip it out at go where he stands if we don't remind him not to.

[missycocopuffs]

I love it when the greenies make fools of themselves. I wish the press would jump on Clinton's executive order that ends top loading washing machines ( in a few years). There are alot of people who despise front loaders, but are unaware of this particular affront to free will.

First it's top loaders, then it's washing machines, period. Ya know, we can't very well run washing machines without that great evil of the modern world: electricity.

I wonder how all of this will square with feminist greenies (is that redundant or an oxymoron?)--who do they think is going to be emptying the slop buckets and cleaning the latrines when they take away the toilets?

These women better remember that the good old days weren't all that good for women, or anyone else, for that matter.

[Teacup]

OK!! It's time to post all those Al Gore toilet pictures. Do you all remember the Al Gore tennent that had the bad toilet? PERFECT!

[oyez]

My Bio 101 instructor preached vasectomy for all men, He said everybody could adopt when the time came to have children.. Lest see, we don't need toilets we dont need live sperm, we don't ne toilet paper, geez what's going to happen when everything backs up?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I don't think he uses one.

[Teacup]

BAWAWAHAHA! Oh gross! RBA you always crack me up.

[texasbluebell]

Yes, re: #86--that one you posted must be in some prince's palace!

[texasbluebell]

#130 is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a few days!

[blackie]

"Obviously to become an elite Watermelon Fascists, you have to be certifiably insane!"

Amen !!

Hang 'em High !!

[justshe]

You are NOT that far off in your analysis. Have you seen the website for the VOLUNTARY HUMAN EXTINCTION MOVEMENT

Talk about your nutbars!

[Old Fud]

A pox on Sir Thomas Crapper.

[Scully]

A little humor for your afternoon...

[pankot]

We should all go s&%t in the weeds, shovel it up and send it to India.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

fyi

[TheEngineer]

Presumably the preferred solution to human waste problems is now abstinence," Horner quipped.

LOL. Yeah... we're just supposed to hold it indefinitely... and explode when we're 50.

Controversy overflows as to just who invented the original flush toilet.

I heard that the polish invented the toilet... but a german invented the hole in the seat some years later. (sorry, polish people... I couldn't resist dredging up an oldie.). :-)

The low-flow toilets were championed by former Vice President Al Gore and other environmentalists.

algore... because of his invention of the toilet (sometime after his invention of the internet)... I always give it 2 flushes... and sometimes a 3rd just for him.

Press reports note the older, high-flush-capacity toilets are now sold on the black-market, sometimes smuggled into the U.S. from Mexico and Canada.

I've got to get me one of those! Anybody know where?.... On the internet?