Wonderpants - The Man's Equivalent of a Wonderbra

The Sun ^ | 27 August 2002

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I have no desire to relive middle school, like that.

Women simply don't understand that the little trouser devils have minds of their own. If they do, it's more proof that women are evil.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"With my luck, I would wear them backwards."

LOL! Me too Appy, and what gal would be turned on by some poor guy with terminal Hemohorrids ? Maybe a little ephathy sympathy from some little lady who is eight months pregnant-but evidence indicates she is already spoken for.

[F.J. Mitchell]

An unexpected discharge from that prop could make those trousers a necessity rather than a luxery.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"Don't need em."

There are always some who are in denial until someone walks in while they are naked, and backs out the door mumbling, "Sorry, maam."

[F.J. Mitchell]

Remember in your teens, when the greatest fear was that appendage rising to the occasion at the most embarrassing time possible.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Remember in your teens, when the greatest fear was that appendage rising to the occasion at the most embarrassing time possible.

As long as it didn't happen in the locker room, I was cool with a terse ligament every now and again.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Secure or deluded one-either way be sure to use plenty of sun screen,ya don't want to wind up wearing those enhancer britches on the beach out of neccessity.

[Alouette]

May the "Schwartz" be with you.

[LexBaird]

But the bottom line to all of this: A large bulge is only gonna attract gays.

That explains the AlGore pix. He was just pandering to a constituency group.

[Iowa Granny]

Why is it not funny for girls to stuff tissues in their bras,

Well, I think that's funny, too.

I guess us old people just have warped senses of humor. Sorry if I offended you. It wasn't my intention. I was just trying to add some historical perspective,,,, like how it was in the olden days.