CNN Declares itself the most believable major News Network!

08/05/02 | Draakan

[calljack]

I declare myself to be " The Supreme Ruler of The Entire Known Universe." I now decree that all my subjects.. just a second, wife calling, be back in a minute.

[Nick Danger]

It's when news organizations (even the locals) begin patting themselves on the back and/or blowing their own horn

You know I watched that rotten box
Until my head began to hurt
From checkin' out the way
The newsmen say they get the dirt
Before the guys on channel so-and-so
And further they assert
That any show they'll interrupt
To bring you news if it comes up
They say that if the place blows up
They'll be the first to tell
Because the boys they got downtown
Are workin' hard and doin' swell,
And if anybody gets the news
Before it hits the street,
They say that no one blabs it faster
Their coverage can't be beat

And if another woman driver
Gets machine-gunned from her seat
They'll send some joker with a brownie
And you'll see it all complete

"Trouble Comin' Every day" -- Frank Zappa

[calljack]

I heard it this way. "You can't put ketsup on horseshit and call it a chicken nugget"

[Nuke'm Glowing]

I, for one, believe the survey. Idiot savants enjoy CNN programming more than any other network. So do the mentally ill as Tipper proves beyond any doubt.

[Free Vulcan]

BTW, I am President Bush. And Michael Jordan. And James Bond. And Jesus too. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Ann Archy]

Roughly equal proportions of Dems and GOPers (28 and 27 percent) say Fox News is credible.

I don't believe THAT for a moment.

[Ann Archy]

I NEVER watch C-Span anymore. Especially Steve Scully....what a LIBERAL! He is such a Hater of ANYTHING or ANYONE who is conservative.