Elton John Joins Reno's Campaign

Associated Press via Iwon.com ^ | August 2, 2002

[BOBTHENAILER]

"He said he'd do anything to support her campaign," she said.

Several Key Gay male leaders were witholding the gay vote until Elton made the above statement.

"We think we can support him (Janet), after Elton keeps his promise to us."

[Joe Brower]

Ye Gods, can you imaging what a spectacle this will be?

The AIDS virus will be buzzing around this place in a cloud so thick you could cut it with a knife.

[Tallguy]

A lot of celebrities were on the Titanic too.

[Paul Atreides]

Didn't he sing "Don't Let the Son Go Down on Me"?

[dtel]

Ol Shaky Reno has to be Moe don't ya think?
Why, I oughta...

[Wm Bach]

he held a fund-raiser at Miami Beach nightclub Level, where she showed off her dancing prowess.

"Shake, Rattle 'n Roll"?

[skeeter]

I wonder if he'll do any songs from Captain Fantastic & the brownDIRT cowBOY.

[larlaw]

Agreed. And she does have sort of a "Moe" haircut...

[Rebelbase]

"the brownDIRT cowBOY"

Thanks. I never noticed the spelling that way and that was good album when I was kid...now that its changed colors, im just shattered. : )

[TopQuark]

Elton John Joins Reno's Campaign

I am not surpised: with his femininity complementing her masculinity, they are a lovely couple.

[3AngelaD]

The Florida GOP should pay for this event to be broadcast live. It would be the best possible investment of campaign funding.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

So I guess this means Elton's letting her use "The Bitch is Back" as her theme song?

Well, after that embarrassing fall, we know it won't be "I'm Still Standing". Maybe she can convince Jerry Lee Lewis to let her use "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On".

[doug from upland]

FROM THE ARCHIVES:

MIDI - IF I FELL

If I fell down on the stage as I went into a rage
Would you lend me a hand
Cause I've fallen down before and my head is getting sore
You must understand

When the room just starts to spin
I'm so afraid my campaign I will not win
'Cause who'd then vote for me

If they know that I collapse
They might have some second thoughts and just perhaps
My polls will start to tank
Not a tank like at Waco…you know
It means that I'm being flushed…also hushed

So reporters, cut me slack
Don't write that you had seen my latest attack
I'm not set to retire

While you're at it, will you please
Not write about those young girls and all the sleaze
'Cause I've had therapy
And Jack Daniels is locked up…I swear
That was not me who was drunk in that chair

I will push ahead with glee
Those hanging chads will all come my way, you'll see
And, Cubans you will learn…you should not have f'd with me

[goldstategop]

If Janet Reno needs Elton John to raise funds for her, its a sign she's in deeeeeeeep trouble.

[CounterCounterCulture]

When Bill Clinton came to town, it used to be "hide your wives and daughters!"

When Elton John comes to town, it's "hide the boy scouts!"