Clinton accused of fathering secret love child

The Scotsman (UK) ^ | July 11, 2002 | David Cox in New York

[irish_lad]

The Enquirer had this as a front page story several weeks ago. I saw it while standing in line at the store, and the kid does look a lot like Slick Willy.

[RichInOC]

Bloody hell...again?

[ravinson]

Time for a Slick Willie reprise:

(NOT) KNOCKIN' UP ANY WHORES
(parody of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door")

Hilly don't you get ticked off at me,
I can't do this gig no more.
It's gettin' way too dark and bleak,
But I ain't knockin' up any whores.

Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.
Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.

Y'all drop them guns there on the ground,
You can't use 'em anymore.
The mushroom cloud may come to town,
But I ain't knockin' up any whores.

Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.
Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.

I've got so much egg upon my face,
I can't see through it anymore.
I may destroy the human race.
But I ain't knockin' up any whores.

Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.
Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.

HEAR SONG ON MP3.COM.

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[philosofy123]

All the stealing, cheating, lying, and messing around with young girls will have to have some damn consequence some time! It would be a national holiday, when Bill signs a check for $10 millions! Wow!

[gunshy]

In any case all the Clintons' DNA is the same...

Your correct, any pile of feces will do.

[PJ-Comix]

I feel a song coming up: Love Child Number 9. It is to the tune of Love Potion Number 9. Someone help me with the lyrics here.

[sheik yerbouty]

On Halloween, he is said to pumpkin.

[mn_b_one]

Clinton is too stupid to father a child. Chelsea is not his daughter. Chelseas' father is Janet Reno.

[SSN558]

"Hillary must be stamping her little hooves over this one."

They never sleep together. Clinton and the Secret Service is afraid she would pull a Lorania Bobbit.

[PistolPaknMama]

Chelseas' father is Janet Reno

LOL!

[x]

Watch out for Clinton's tearful reunion with his son. They'll do the talk show circuit. Other children will be discovered. In a dozen years this son will run for Governor of Arkansas on the same ticket with Clinton's Black son as Lieutenant Governor. Copious tears. Many more appearances on television. One of them will run for President with Chelsea or her latest husband as Vice President -- or vice versa. More emotionalism. America laughs and cries. They get a dog and call him "Buddy 5." A dozen years after that, a new generation of Clinton heirs will surface -- together with the discovery of Clinton's own true father. By this point, cranky and impoverished, the Rockefellers will be hoping and praying that it's Winthrop Rockefeller. So it goes in Clinton's tabloid America. And somewhere, sometime in America, one of you reading this right now may find out that you are yourself the spawn of Clinton, our 21st century Johnny Appleseed.

[UnBlinkingEye]

Who cares?

Bush has refused to prosecute crimes of the Clinton administration, Kenney Boy is still living the good life and no big contributor has been indicted.

[pointsal]

may suggest a portion of his body to take for the DNA sample....it would cure all future inquires....

[Republican Wildcat]

Has Mr. Pearson first had his own DNA test to determine his child's paternity? This seems premature...and it is totally absurd if he hasn't (not to defend Clinton).

[Republican Wildcat]

It is really bordering on mental illness to insert your non-stop Bush-bashing into a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with him. Good grief! Seek help...I'm serious.

[Republican Wildcat]

Good heavens! Twice on the same thread in two days? You really do need to seek help.

[UnBlinkingEye]

It is really bordering on mental illness to insert your non-stop Bush-bashing into a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with him. Good grief! Seek help...I'm serious.

Why hasn't the 'sheriff' gone after the criminals that preceeded him? Why do we attack countries, Afghanistan, that never attacked us? Why do we subscribe to a policy that ignores Saudi and Egyptian attacks and allows Israeli attrocities?

[willyboyishere]

"the stained dress...."
----Yeah, compare samples from the stained dress
and they'll claim the dress is Paul Pearson's father.

[oiljake]

the only thing that hil would be mad about is that bill didt share her with her

[BlueAngel]

What a horror story you have spun!!! LOL