Hillary Tells NRA Member: I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Newsmax.com ^ | June 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[Terriergal]

ping!

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I've hunted ducks with a six-shooter... Drunk and Blindfolded.

Don't tell Sungirl.

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She will clarify this later and say she was referring to the "Duck Hunt" video game on the original Nintendo machines in the mid-80s.

LOL probably!

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Yeah, she hunted duck in the poultry case at Winn-Dixie.

You think she actually did her own grocery shopping?

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The NRA member should have started just throwing out riflecalibers until she bit; 270 -- no; 30-30 -- no; 7 millimeter --no; .30-'06 -- yes, that's it!

Yep... that would have been choice. But even the questions the NRA member did get in were good enough to show us the true nature of her statement.

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TSK TSK!!!

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You know... she actually might say that in a day or two. That is actually probably very close to correct!

[G Larry]

This was before Bill's other dog, Buddy.(;^)

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Maybe this could explain Vince Foster....

Ah yes! You may have hit on something here... possibly her pet name for him was "duck."

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Let's wait until Chelsea starts trying to make public policy on the shirttails of her husband before we pick on her.

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Chelsea's future husband I mean...

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I wonder how this will play with the PETA base.

they'll just say "well everyone has made their mistakes."

[DemoSmear]

Hello good Senator,

Unlike others, I actually believe this claim of Hillary!'s.

You see, she did have conservative republican parents. Why, I can just imagine Hillary as a young tot (who was known to be fixated with getting Daddy's approval) begging and pleading to go hunting with Daddy. And Dad, wanting to avoid an unpleasant scene, took the tike along and made her sit in the cold, wet boat or duck blind just to shut her up.

Actually, I think Hillary's a duck. A fish-hunting merganzer or better yet- a Loon.

[Doc On The Bay]

You're PROBABLY correct, but I THINK she MAY HAVE been a "Duck Murderer" in her youth!

Can't you just "See Her" using a '50cal on a hapless flight of Ducks?? (especially an antiaircraft "Twin '50 cal??"

Doc

[Doc On The Bay]

You're PROBABLY correct, but I THINK she MAY HAVE been a "Duck Murderer" in her youth!

Can't you just "See Her" using a '50cal on a hapless flight of Ducks?? (especially an antiaircraft "Twin '50 cal??")

Doc

[DWSUWF]

"...Don't tell Sungirl..."

LOL!

A fool wastes a lot of time arguing with those well-meaning, but hopelessly goofy people who have weird axes to grind with the human race.

A nutcase sees to it that they wake up with the severed head of a mallard next to them in their bed...

But a real man simply smiles at their antics, and then proceeds to ignore them...

I'm content to play John Wayne to Sungirl's Maureen O'Hara here.

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heee hee heee hee!

Gun142 we need you to alter a pic of Hillary to put her in duck hunting gear....

[Tennessee_Bob]

The New York senator's long-secret hunting days conjured up memories of other unlikely assertions she's offered over the years, such as:

I helped Al Gore invent the internet.

I wrote the Union Label song that Al's mother used to sing him to sleep.

I really am a woman.

[Terriergal]

this should upset her base, and SHE used a GUN?

Did she say she used a gun? She will say later it was a camera.

[DemoSmear]

here's a photo of Hillary.

This is a Red-Throated Loon. Red seems to be the right color to go with her China Pant Suit. Why a Loon? #1, she's from the looniest part of the left...and the Loon is a fish eater. Nuff said?