Hillary Tells NRA Member: I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Newsmax.com ^ | June 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[timestax]

At least not a time she'd admit to under oath. 89 posted on 6/2/02 9:34 PM Pacific by Paul Atreides [ Post Reply | Private Reply

you refering to ole Vince baby, in the "safehouse"?!

[S.O.S121.500]

Maybe "squak" hunting in days gone bye.....

[sheik yerbouty]

A malodorous mallard.

[SAJ]

Reasonable. After all, Foster was shot in SOME sort of a flap.

[Cloud William]

Should Hillary! ever actually find herself in a duck blind, we can only hope that the ducks respond like THIS (download the mpeg named "Fun Duck Hunting"). :^)

[infowarrior]

...what kind of rifle...

I think she used a 40mm Bofors gun...

the infowarrior

[altair]

Her perpetual focus group research must indicate ...

She's running for President.

[altair]

it's a good bet that she's never hunted for "d*ck"

What about Chelsea's father, Webb? What about Vince Foster?

[DWSUWF]

"...Was this before of after you shot the beer can off your buddy's head? (oops!)

Famous last words of a redneck; "hey y'all, watch this!"..."

You'll never let me live that down, will you?

The BAD news is, Cletus is gone.

The GOOD news is that it prompted me to put the six-shooter down and learn to hunt ducks with a cell phone...

Point one of those babies just right and it not only kills the duck, but cooks it on the way down.*

(*I've recently noticed how defensive some C.P. users are about their phones. Just thought I'd start a brawl in this bar too...)

[chiefqc]

In answer to your question, and after much thought I have come up with the only valid answer:

THE ONLY THING THAT SHE HAS NOT DONE IS ---- TELL THE TRUTH.

[Looking4Truth]

In a surprise revelation..

While telling another lie..

..during a Memorial Day campaign swing through upstate New York,..

..and not even taking the time to reflect on the true meaning of Memorial Day in a self-serving career move..

..Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton announced that she used to be a duck hunter.

..ol' crusty blatantly sucked up to her alleged constituency again by falsely claming something about her background that she thought that they could relate to.

[DWSUWF]

"...There is a definate history connecting Democrats and firearms..."

Look at that 'attractiveness-challenged' woman in the background, right behind the AK...

She looks like a constipated toddler, straining as he sits on the toilet.

[tcostell]

Well if it looks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it must be a power hungry socialist liar with a tendency toward meglomania, and a carpet-baggers tenuous claim on NY citizenship.

[friendly]

"Well if it looks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it must be a power hungry socialist liar with a tendency toward meglomania, and a carpet-baggers tenuous claim on NY citizenship."

Well if it looks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it must be a the traitorous "co-president," a tree trunk legged, encrusted black pant suited, paradigm of all that is American lawyerhood, wife of disbarred "husband" Bill, terminally narcissistic, grandiose, lying, conspiring, porcine, eternally unindicted criminal.

[razorback-bert]

[Northern Yankee]

I'm glad people caught on to that curious comment about using rifles.

Right now we have lots of mallards nesting in Central Wisconsin. Haven't seen the latest projections by DU, (Ducks Unlimited)but hoping for a good spring nesting period in Canada!

[SerpentDove]

You mean the part-Jewish woman who was named after Sir Edmund Hillary used to hunt ducks? Well I'll be.

[The Energizer]

Somehow, I think you would be interested in this article.

[RooRoobird14]

Are they sure she didn't say she was a dyke-hunter?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Spurting coffee out my nostrils for that one!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!

[elcaudillo]

Vince Foster may have been the last duck she hunted.

She proved what a great shot she was shen she bagged her old flame.