Iraqi papers slam Bush and Blair (claim to have a surprise for enemies)

times of india ^ | 4/8/02

[Robert_Paulson2]

OH goodie... does that mean WE can send you our "surprise" first... nothing but love for you.

[Robert_Paulson2]

what the Palestinians are going through can be repeated in any other Arab country."

The rest of the ARAB STREET would be wise to keep this in mind... whose next?

[Bogey78O]

The US doesn't like surprises. Last time we were surprised we nuked 2 cities. Our "return gifts" are 100 times more "surprising" now.

[Brett66]

I could picture how these quotes make it in the paper. Uday calls his dad and asks "What do ya think?" Saddam then unleashes a 5 minute deluge of incoherent anti-semitic profanities which his devil-child prints in the paper in abbreviated form. We would do them a favor by nuking them.

[Cable225]

"We are keeping some surprises for enemies despite all the precautions they may take," Babel said, underlining Baghdad's determination to defend itself against any attack.

This time, we will only surrender to news crews carrying 10 or more cameras, and we've been practicing our wind sprints, so we can run away faster! The infidels will cower in fright at the speed of our retreat!

[Registered]

Our surprise probably comes in the form of a 95 million dollar "gift" for them to build safe, non-proliferating Nuclear Reactors...oh, sorry, that was North Korean's surprise....

[razorbak]

We are keeping some surprises for enemies

What--soldiers that can fight?

[VMI70]

The most opportune moment...before the congessional elections.

[rbmillerjr]

this HAS to be the time that we get bombarded with Freep Pictures of Arab Navy rafts etc?????????????please please please lol

[tacticalogic]

What--soldiers that can fight?

More likely something he's been working on in those secret underground weapons labs.

Maybe he's built a smegma bomb.

[Robert_Paulson2]

Don't we have the gloves off ??

No we are putting them on so we don't get our hands dirty when we do the 'wetwork' so to speak. There is rumor that we are working on the deploying of our neutron based tacticals, for sadaams and syrias missle bunkers.

What are we waiting for ??

For one... a new moon.

For two... delivery of new toys to the theatre....

For three... waiting for Israel to finish it's search (with our help) for several "dirty bombs" in proximity to Jerusalem....(all just credible rumors of course).

As soon as we get the all clear from them. And they have done their prep work to prevent as much damage from sadaams and syrias new missiles... I suspect we will start up the garbage disposal.

Could be later this week. Britain may already have ops on the ground.... just speculation of course...

It also is helpful that North Korea took the bribe earlier this week... China is being bracketted.

[zoso82t]

Bump for an excellent breakdown of the situation.

[LivefromVegas]

"Babel newspaper declared that the Israeli offensive against the Palestinians "is part of a plot ... which starts in Palestine and ends in Iraq." "Babel Newspaper"... ... hehe.. See a connection???

[Dinsdale]

I've thought for some time that we should take out Uday.

With him gone there will be no clear successor for Saddam. They will all kill each other in the resulting power struggle.

[Robert_Paulson2]

I submit that China, who is IMHO behind these proxy wars with terrorist nations aquiring WMD... is more than a little shocked that we are buying off their loyal states so cheaply. (keeping in mind that in California, small commercial properties cost TWICE that much money...).

Those we cannot buy, we are using for target practice.

And I will not be at all surprised that if in addition to slipping in a speech to name "the republic of taiwan"... we also slip and offer moral support for the "republic of Tibet" and "manchuria"... and all that implies.

China and its vassal states have to spend TRILLIONs to viably threaten the USA and worldwide democracy. We can buy off their "proxy warriors" for less than ONE square mile of property value in Orange County...

Israel is vulnerable... and they just took out the trash... We will take on the nations that they cannot confront alone... Iraq, Iran, Syria, House of Saud....

Jordan and Egypt WANT to sit this one out... they want to kiss and make up AFTER we finish taking out the radical hydra nests...

[Dog Gone]

We are waiting because we used up all our bombs in Afghanistan. We want to be fully loaded for bear before we start.

[PsyOp]

"is part of a plot ... which starts in Palestine and ends in Iraq."

Up is Down. Good is bad. Left is Right. The Truth is Lies....