Posted on 04/06/2002 6:20:25 AM PST by Billie
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Com'on boy, we have work to do!
This is a wife and child whose Marine husband and father will not be coming home.. ..
Mary Ellen Bancroft, holding her year-old daughter, Bailey Madison Bancroft, stands near the pitcher's mound and listens to a tribute to her late husband before throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at the San Francisco Giants' home opener against the San Diego Padres in San Francisco, Friday April 5, 2002. Looking on at left is Giants' starting pitcher Kirk Rueter. Bancroft's late husband, Capt. Matthew W. Bancroft, a pilot in the Marines, was the first Northern California casualty of Operation Enduring Freedom.(AP Photo/Eric Risberg)
Have a fabulous day.
((( hug )))
Looks like it's time to polish up the dancin' shoes. This time I'll do both the right and the left instead of two left.
Thanks for the photos of our troops too.I love seeing them so much.
That's my husbands "favorite" movie too. He's always using quotes from that movie. He used one this morning: "That don't make no se-ance!" LOL!
That's what you're supposed to do with them?
Yessss, a USO Dance ...perfect for a Saturday Night.
Have a wonderful day Dave.
Girts?
WHAT??!
No sugar and milk?"
YUCK !!! Ruin a good Deep South Tradition and treat it like Cream of Wheat?!!
No way! Has to be drippin' with butter!!
(Texans...sheesh...)
Given the current state of our world today, fits most any situation. However, if you want to try to make "se-ance" of things, FR is THE place to be. Thanks you JimRob!!!
Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."
Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
Take shortening can away from Jr and clean cupboards.
Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
Take shortening can away from Billy again and bathe cat.
Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.
Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.
Take telephone away from Jr. and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.
Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
Let cat out of refrigerator.
Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13 inch pan. Bake 25 minutes.
Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy.
Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn.
Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.
Frosting--Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar 1 oz unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup margarine.
Take the %$$&#&% teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away -- far away.
Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street.
Put Jr. in playpen.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.
Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.
Tie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burned brownies from oven.
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