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Tikhoretsk citizen paid with a piece of his nose for his greediness
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| 03/25/2002
| Translated by Vera Solovieva
Posted on 03/25/2002 5:09:58 PM PST by dighton
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posted on
03/25/2002 5:09:58 PM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
THAT BLOWS!!!!!
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posted on
03/25/2002 5:12:31 PM PST
by
cmsgop
To: cmsgop
Nothing to sneeze at.....
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posted on
03/25/2002 5:21:02 PM PST
by
Hellmouth
To: dighton
So if drinking vodka causes a nose-bite-off, will swilling Van Gogh gin induce ear-cutting-off??
:)
To: dighton
Snot funny.
To: DainBramage
It drippy down like icky goo, they said "its-not" but it was too...
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posted on
03/25/2002 5:26:24 PM PST
by
robomatik
To: MississippiDeltaDawg; aculeus; Orual; struwwelpeter
So if drinking vodka causes a nose-bite-off, will swilling Van Gogh gin induce ear-cutting-off??Is intense competition between two distilleries, Chopoff and Bytoff.
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posted on
03/25/2002 5:28:44 PM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
If only one could pick real friends as easily as one picks his nose...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If only one could pick real friends as easily as one picks his nose...As my older sister always says, "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
To: dighton
That Chopoff guy, he plays one heck of a pie-anny!!
To: dighton
One of my earliest childhood memories is of being at the doctor's office with my mom while the doc. sewed a neighbor kids nose back on his face.
The kid tormented my parent's German Sheppard everyday by running a stick along the fence after school. On this particular day the dog stopped barking and the kid stuck his face through a hole in the fence to find the dog. The dog found him first and bit his nose off.
To: dighton
Betcha can't eat just one!
Let's see, nose eating, Chelsea's tongue ... it must be a slow news day.
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posted on
03/25/2002 6:07:58 PM PST
by
altair
To: realpatriot71, farmfriend
So typical of alcohol users.
To: dighton ; Orual
Is intense competition between two distilleries, Chopoff and Bytoff. Participants are happily soon moving to New York to work for famous Russian car-driving service Pickup Anddropoff.
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posted on
03/25/2002 7:10:37 PM PST
by
aculeus
To: BrooklynGOP
alcohol and violence - whodda thunk it?
To: realpatriot71
Something needs to be done about it.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She does? What's her number?
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posted on
03/25/2002 7:37:14 PM PST
by
Tauzero
To: dighton
The man with his nose bitten off. . . . His name, you ask?
Michael.
Michael . . . Jack-son!
And now you know . . . the rest of the sto-ry!
To: BrooklynGOP
We MUST ban alcohol! For the children! Repeal the 21st Amendment!
To: dighton; aculeus
Happily, ambulance doctors appeared in time and rapidly sewed the
lost organ.
A column of fierce Go-Go Poonas march past Reverend Beaton's kidnapped organ.
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posted on
03/25/2002 8:20:13 PM PST
by
Orual
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