Three Cheers for Weight Limits

The Cornell Daily Sun ^ | 3/25/02 | Matt Flahive

[Orual]

The New World Order sounds like a pretty tall order, not on the menu, I'm afraid. Here's your prize, you can add the NWO flambed, the nuts are there.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I can't attest for all parts of the country, but a local school district banned "stunts" for their High School cheerleaders this year. They cited the cost of insurance and risk of injury......the girls sued but I haven't heard the outcome yet.........

The cheerleaders at my daughter's high school are uncoordinated, fat, and ugly.......they couldn't do a "stunt" if they tripped over one........

[Labyrinthos]

Well I can understand the University's weight limit for safety reasons, but how do they explain the requirements that all cheerleaders have at least a C-cup bra size, natural or real, and that they must be devoid of any body hair except for their head, eyebrows and eyelashes?

Shaving their body hair is an obvious ploy to shed unnecessary weight. I've also heard of several cheerleaders who have had their breast implants removed to make the weight limit, and according to a rumor I heard over the weekend, the SEC Conference is requiring all female cheerleaders to wear thongs and go braless in an effort to keep their weight to a minimum.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Amazing.......lol.......

[aculeus]

Other coincidence: Jersey City hotbed of islam "activity."

[aculeus]

Other coincidence: Jersey City hotbed of islam "activity."

Of course this belongs on another thread but I did it deliberately .... checking to see if anyone is paying attention.

[dighton]

Competitive teams have males who toss and catch females like sacks of potatoes -- the lighter each potato, the safer the stunt.

Well, DUH! The subject is Ireland, not Islam.

[Orual]

#27 - I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one who does that.

[afraidfortherepublic]

I believe that may be GWB.

I think you're right!

[aculeus]

... but I did it deliberately .... checking to see if anyone is paying attention.

An excuse used for years by teachers caught writing an arithmetic error on the blackboard.

[Orual]

An excuse used for years by teachers caught writing an arithmetic error on the blackboard.

Or a misspelling, I know, I used it many times.

[Moleman]

LOL!! Thanks