Scott The Engineer IS P-Whipped (Howard Stern Show)

Stern Show News ^ | March 15, 2002 | Mark Mercer

[camle]

in every give and take relationship, there is a certain amount of "give". That's what makes it healthy for all concerned. the "Give" part does not emasculate one, it ennobles them.

[hchutch]

I second FourtySeven's comments and the nomination. Those in favor, say Aye!

[LibertyGirl77]

P-whipped men ping.

[PJ-Comix]

in every give and take relationship, there is a certain amount of "give". That's what makes it healthy for all concerned. the "Give" part does not emasculate one, it ennobles them.

You are correct. Scott is GIVING and his wife is TAKING. As to emasculated, listen to the show. Scott has had every remaining bit of ego and masculinity drained from him by his wife. His voice had the sound of TOTAL DEFEAT this morning in stark contrast to the utter confidence it had yesterday.

[Basil Duke]

One of my best friends from childhood is married to a woman much like Scott the Engineer's spouse. Her primary reason for living is apparently to make sure that my buddy will never have another single second of happiness in his life. Our group rallies in our hometown twice a year for a campout - the only time we get to see each other due to demands of homes, jobs and kids. These gatherings drive my friend's wife absolutely nuts. A man hater by nature, she especially recoils at the thought of a big group of males "bonding" with her tormented man. EVERY single campout, she calls him via cell phone and concocts some pathetic crisis that he absolutely must immediately attend to. (i.e., he packs his crap and bugs out as soon as he gets off the phone). Thus, my friend is allowed not even two or three nights a YEAR away from this heinous scold. He is the proverbial nutless wonder, and we're all losing respect for him with each retreat he makes from our outtings.

[dead]

Thanks for the ping!

I missed this this morning. I don't go to work until 10 every day, so I usually catch it from about 8:30 till the end.

I knew Scott was going to get bitch-slapped by his wife. I'll bet her annoying friends egg her on with comments like: "I can't believe he would embarass you like that on national radio." or "If my husband ever did that he'd live to regret it!"

Scott's just a beaten man.

[PJ-Comix]

The guy is whipped, though. That is clear, and I didnt hear the show myself.

It wasn't so much what Scott said as how he said it. Yesterday, when Scott said with utter self-confidence that he was DEFINITELY going to the NASCAR race and that it was a done deal, he got really outraged when Howard predicted that he would show up today with total defeat in his voice while he announced in a humiliating manner that he couldn't go.

Well, exactly as predicted, Scott showed up today with that sound of total defeat in his voice. The contrast between Scott's voice and attitude from yesterday compared to today was quite hilarious.

[PJ-Comix]

Her primary reason for living is apparently to make sure that my buddy will never have another single second of happiness in his life.

I was on a train ride once where some guy brought his girlfriend a glass of orange juice from the dining car. She kept screaming at him that there wasn't enough pulp or whatever in the OJ. After about the third glass she screamed at him that she found a couple of orange seeds in her OJ and she tossed the glass right into his face. This happened in front of the other passengers so the guy had to be totally humiliated. Yet, despite this, he meekly begged her forgiveness and went back to the dining car for another glass of OJ to deliver to her.

[bassmaner]

Another Billy West classic was "Larry Fine at Woodstock". Hilarious!

[Basil Duke]

To give you a better idea of the bizarre self-centeredness of my aforementioned friend's wife: Between 150 and 175 people were invited to their wedding, with that figure being roughly evenly split between guests of the bride (she was from a different part of the state and had had little exposure to us) and guests of the groom. Reception was held in a fairly big hall. We (the groom's invites) enter this ornate, spectacularly decorated hall and proceed to take our seats. But we notice that every table has a "reserved" sign on it. It turns out that every single one of the bride's people had been given one of these tables - but none of the groom's had. We weren't even an afterthought. We hadn't been thought of at all. There were literally no chairs or tables for any of us. After drinking heavily at the bar while the preferred guests supped on beef tenderloin, we wound up establishing our own party in a balcony overlooking the "reserved" tables. We were dragging card tables and old chairs out of supply closets on which to eat and sit. Not once during the evening were we graced by the royal highness and her serf/mate. And things have only gone down hill from there since insofar as my regard for that young lady is concerned.

[PJ-Comix]

Another Billy West classic was "Larry Fine at Woodstock". Hilarious!

Yeah, that was another classic.

[PJ-Comix]

And things have only gone down hill from there since insofar as my regard for that young lady is concerned.

It sounds like the main course at that wedding party was your friend's cojones served up on a silver tray.

[E Rocc]

Howard refuses to admit it, but his show has not played well outside of the I-95 corridor in the northeast and along the same corridor in South Florida (105.9, "BIG 106"), which is filled with transplanted New Yorkers (like me). He was recently cancelled in Chicago, as he was getting his butt whipped by Mancow.

He does rather well in Cleveland too. Of course the competition here is all either pretty generic or a waste of oxygen (Lanigan).

Anyone who think's Howard's wild these days needs to listen to Opie and Anthony...LOL.

-Eric

[AppyPappy]

Howard Stern cracking on someone else's marriage. What a hoot. Why doesn't Scott bring in Stern's Ex-wife. You know. The one he SWORE he didn't run around on.

Stern's a joke.

[PJ-Comix]

If Scott does have the cojones to go to the NASCAR race (which I don't think will happen) he is sure to be subject to humiliating mockery by many NASCAR fans. A lot of those beer drinking rednecks are sure to make fun of Scott for being so pussy-whipped.

[Wm Bach]

Why doesn't Scott bring in Stern's Ex-wife. You know. The one he SWORE he didn't run around on.

Maybe because Stern DIDN'T run around on his ex-wife. He didn't start dating again until after he was divorced. You've confused him with Newt Gingrich.