Settlers use pigskin to foil the martyrs

Electronic Telegraph ^ | February 26, 2002 | By Alan Philps

[Map Kernow]

The British did the same to condemned Muslim rebels after the Sepoy Mutiny ca. 1857.

[MizSterious]

Works for me. I know many Freepers have said that's what should be done--and I really agree. (Are some of these settlers Freepers, I wonder?)

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Wow. You reached way back for that one.

[Hugin]

So did the US Army in the Phillipines about 100 years ago. Stopped the Moro rebels real fast.

[Eala]

JEWISH settlers have come up with a new way to deter Palestinian suicide bombers - wrapping their corpses in pigskin to deprive them of the fruits of paradise.

They can take it a step further. Muslims consider dogs unclean too. So stuff the bodies with bacon and feed the corpses (as much as they have) to dogs. And let that practice be known: "You do this... you're dogmeat. Literally."

[Brett66]

So if a (presumably) male suicide bomber gets 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get? 72 vibrators?

[Map Kernow]

I know many Freepers have said that's what should be done--and I really agree

Makin' Bacon. Make 'em extra crispy---I don't like mine limp or chewy.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Get your mind out of the gutter!. They get Allah!

[Rebelbase]

[Map Kernow]

So did the US Army in the Phillipines about 100 years ago. Stopped the Moro rebels real fast.

"Y'know, Vern, sometimes the old ways are the good ways." ---Ernest P. Whorrell

[CathyRyan]

One catch, batteries not included.

[ataDude]

Brett66 - Word just out. Not 72 virgins - translation problem - should be a 72-year-old virgin.

[Map Kernow]

They can take it a step further. Muslims consider dogs unclean too. So stuff the bodies with bacon and feed the corpses (as much as they have) to dogs. And let that practice be known: "You do this... you're dogmeat. Literally."

New! ALPO Jihad Flavor, with Martyr By-Products.

[RnMomof7]

Brett66 - Word just out. Not 72 virgins - translation problem - should be a 72-year-old virgin.

See what using lard will get ya??

[B.O. Plenty]

Well....It appears that Israel should use pork bullets. No kidding, soak the bullets in lard....

As a bonus to "defiling" the shootee, the bullet will be lubricated properly thus going farther and hitting harder.

[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

Oh, yeah, the Israelis are great at stopping suicide bombers! Just look at their years of success!

Really, people, the collective IQ of FR has been going into negative numbers ever since 911. Do any of you actually know anything about Islam that you did not read from a highly biased source? Do you know any actual Muslims (i.e., people you actually know, not "news stories" and rumors) who actually believe that physical contact with pigs will deny them entry into heaven? And even if there were anything to this, all it takes is a ruling by a mullah stating that the person wrapping the corpse in pigs flesh will go to hell and the "martyr" so dishonored by the infidel will go to heaven even faster - you fools really believe you can outwit religious fanatics at their own game? You really are idiotic if you believe that.

Finally, a suicide bomber doesn't leave much of a corpse to identify and cover with pig fat. But don't let that little fact interfere with your outlet for your urge for revenge; obviously some of you are in dire need of a fantasy life. Don't let facts or reason dissuade you; they never have before.

[Map Kernow]

Ah, c'mon, where's your sense of humor? If Palestinians can find shreds of flesh of teenage girls strewn around a pizza parlor by a suicide bomber amusing, I find the thought of the remains of a Muslim "martyr" greased with lard and fed to dogs an absolute scream!

[cactmh]

Yeah, I remember that now that you mentioned it. :)

[goodnesswins]

You're really upset about the "revenge" part, aren't you.

[cactmh]

Really? What makes you such an expert on the peaceful religion^TMof Islam? I find it quite amusing too, sorry. :0