[BrooklynGOP]

Up yours, buddy.

[Iwentsouth]

Buckwheats!

[Enemy Of The State]

"the assailant was killed by a bullet that entered his body through his rectum."

Ahhh..yes. Things to do in Israel when your dead.

[gwynapnudd]

"killed by a bullet that entered his body through his rectum.

Those of us who enjoy killing and eating Bambi and her male cohorts call that a
Texas Heart Shot.

[Catspaw]

You know, I was going to post this story but I was concerned that someone would make a tasteless comment about the *cough* entry wound. Now that I've read the thread so far, I can see my fellow freepers have been extraordinarily restrained.

Of course, when I told my hubby about the *mystery* wound, he was so much more tasteless (and therefore unprintable) than the folks on this thread. I can only share this: He got shot WHERE? and BWAHAHAHAHA

[Redcloak]

Those whacky IDF snipers!! What a bunch of pranksters they are!! (I'm glad that I wasn't taking a sip of my coffee just now.)

And in case no one else has used this line...

Rectum? I'd say it killed 'im!

[Redcloak]

Hmmm... It could have been boobytrapped toothpaste, now that I think about it.

[Billthedrill]

"It was accidental, doc - he was cleaning the gun in the shower, and he slipped, and..."

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

If he had worn the Velcro shoes, he wouldn't have to worry about tying those damned double knots.