TEST YOUR SOUTHERNISM

01/17/01

[jdub]

19 right

[carpio]

Bump

[Steve0113]

8 out of 33. This is embarrasing -- I need to move farther south.

[Steve0113]

ping

[Gaston]

I've been to south central Penn. They talk pretty much like we do here in the piedmont.

[al_c]

HAH!! Official Answers are out and I WAS RIGHT! Dance roots for Tennessee!

That ain't Tennessee orange.

Here's a Tenn. hat from the UTenn site ...

And one from UTx ...

You decide ...

[Ditto]

32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

An honest Democrat?

[al_c]

But then again, I could be mistaken.

From billdanceoutdoors.com ... Bill has been an avid fisherman since his youth in Lynchburg, Tennessee.

[Taxman]

"American by birth,
Southren by the Grace of God!

84! (If you score 4 points for each correct answer)
63! (If you score 3 points for each correct answer)

But ah shudda got 'em allright! Ah'm gone back to skul 'n git sum mo' book larnin'! Nex time, ah'll ace this sucker!

Whar's my doublewide? Ah doan have no TransAm, but mah GTO will blow th' doors offn yo TransAm!

LOL!

[SAMWolf]

He's a native of Lynchburg, Tenn. and still lives in the State. I'm pretty sure the T-cap is for Tennessee.

[xJones]

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

SEBEN! At least I think there's seben but how can you count after you put the mayonaisse on? LOL, actually I still like Vienna Sausages.

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

American by birth....

Southern, By The Grace of God - BUMP !! !! !! !!

[SAMWolf]

From the TNN website:

The man wearing the familiar hat bearing an orange "T" for his alma mater, the University of Tennessee, also hosts one of television's longest running and most popular TV series. Bill Dance invites viewers to climb into his boat each week, where they are entertained and informed on how to improve their fishing success with catfish and crappie to smallmouths and largemouths. Dance is known for his uncanny ability to deliver scientific information in an easy-to-understand delivery. A mainstay of his show is a billboard of information focusing on weather, seasonal conditions, lures, tackle and other related information about the species being caught.

[Mr. Lucky]

Which brings to mind the question: In Tennessee, what do a divorce and a tornado have in common?

[Ada Coddington]

mules are sterile

*Most* of them are.

[wardaddy]

It's WSM TD!!!

[SAMWolf]

Either way somneone is gonna lose a doublewide.

[al_c]

You're right. See my #88.

[al_c]

BTW ... I am a south'ner, but according to this quiz, I still don't live in a trailer nor do I have a TA on blocks. I reckon I need to brush up a bit, huh? ;o)

[wardaddy]

I missed the Bowfin and Vienna Sausage queries.

I believe that Gulf Shores AL....home of Kenny Stabler (he played HS football at Foley) is also the "redneck riviera"....at least it is when I'm there every summer. Panama City and the Emerald Coast is much more "gentrified"

It's the town of Vidalia GA....the county is Toombs.

Hard peanuts are roasted. One boils peanuts to soften them in brine.

You sure there wasn't a Yankee in on this test?