30 WAYS TO ANGER LIBERALS

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[davidosborne]

GREAT POST.. and an honor to BUMP !!

[Alamo-Girl]

Agreed. Volley bump!

[Aeronaut]

Never say "Happy Holidays" always say "have a merry, Blessed Christmas."

[Billthedrill]

I'm with you, except...who is "Bill Clinton?"

[GSWarrior]

A fundamentalist, Bible-believing church? I guess I am doomed. I only a Methodist.

[wardaddy]

I took my 12 year old middle daughter deer hunting last week. (#14) I just put her and her sister on a plane back to her mother and my husband-in-law in Boston this morning. I told her to be sure and tell her teachers in Sudbury that she went hunting with her provincial daddy and even fired off her .54 caliber frontloader. Sudbury Township is so uber-liberal....I just love it.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

You want to know what really drives the left up the wall? Right-wingers with good sex lives. They are so tied-up with the stereotype of the right being complete and total prudes that seeing a conservative (or libertarian) flirting, hugging, doing anything with their spouse or SO that implies they have a good time in bed together angers them.

What else drives them up the wall? Right-wingers writing poetry, especially non-religious poetry. The left thinks they have such a lock on creativity that to see someone not on the left writing tehir own verse drives them bonkers.

Heck, laughter will do it. The left hates to see the right laugh. We're not supposed to be happy; we're supposed to be uptight.

So often, it seems the activists on the left want to see the right miserable. We're not supposed to be happy; we're supposed to be repressed -- even those of us on the libertarian right.

So have fun. Hug your spouse or S.O. close. Tell a joke. Dance down the street. Tell a dirty joke, if that suits you. It will drive the leftist activists up the freakin' wall.

[Khepera]

BRAAD is HERE and supports Come and Take it in that we do those things listed in this post all the time!

WE'RE HERE. WE'RE INTOLERANT. GET USED TO IT!
OR  We'll Kick your A$$

That's why when you appose us yer jus wearin down yer Grinders Eatin' goober Peas

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL! Pretty good!

[harpseal]

btt

[Cornjonny]

Here are a few more

Tell them that achievement and hard work should be rewarded, while sloth and indolence shouldn't be.

Say that Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louie Farrakhan, etc. are nothing but race warlords who drum up strife and shake down companies because they can't get real jobs.

Say that Hitlary is nothing but a screaming, self-serving harpy who would eat her own children if it furthered her own socialist agenda.

Tell them that the U.S. military has done more to protect freedom in America than any social program.

Tell them that Secretary Colin Powell and Justice Clarence Thomas are among the best role models for young black males in America today.

[summer]

In honor of another discussion we are having elsewhere, I would say another way to upset people who do not define themselves as hard-line right would be to say you want to abolish all government funding of the arts.

[Quicksilver]

31. Exhale CO2. (just breathe in a liberal's presence)

[BS-Detector]

Really Good List.

I always thought it was the "Come and Get it" cannon.

Happy New Year!

[b4its2late]

FYI!

[GSWarrior]

Tell them that Secretary Colin Powell and Justice Clarence Thomas are among the best role models for young black males in America today.

It's really sad. I would bet that the average 20-year-old Black male has never heard of Thomas Sowell or Walter Williams or Ward Connerly, etc.