Hey ah Jim, How do I get into the Freeper moose lodge? Should I wear a tin foil hat for a week or something? You know I'll just give up completely and entirely, thumbed my nose at the square and compass many, many times. But I know that I've got what it takes to wear a cheese hat. I can stand on my head, and recite Armenian poetry backwards, forwards, and while standing on my head. And I live by the train tracks down by the cheese factory just across the way from the football stadium. Can you get me in?
You know...I just gave up too!
Sheesh! Politicians.
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