AIDS Activist Undergoes Liver Transplant Surgery

Houston Chronicle ^ | December 24, 2001

[DWSUWF]

Mulder...

Are you there?

It'll be dark soon...

You got a crucifix with you? Garlic? Silver bullets?

[DWSUWF]

"...Your conversation is hilarious! You should turn it into a play/movie, along the lines of My Dinner with Andre.:)..."

I'll hold him down... You run... Save yourself...

[Mulder]

It'll be dark soon... You got a crucifix with you? Garlic? Silver bullets?

LOL!

I'm low on those items since I've been 'stockpiling' pork products to deter the islamaterrorists.

But now that you mention it, I've determined that having my liver havested for a liberal is even worse than being killed by some terrorist.

It's dark here, so I'll keep my eyes open for liver-hunting peepers.

[Mulder]

I'll hold him down...

If you keep teasing him, he'll keep popping up.

[DWSUWF]

"...If you keep teasing him, he'll keep popping up..."

I dunno...

You're looking for patterns... Predictable, normal behavior where there might not be any to find.

OTOH, you may have a point that even mentioning him to third parties is like poking a snarling, yapping Chihuahua through a chain link fence with a stick...

Maybe he's lurking... Out there... Right Now...

[DWSUWF]

"...Time to fess up...you can not draft a definition of stalking that conforms with my non-stalking behavior. Case closed..."

(Jerry Seinfeld voice...)

No! Case Open! Case Open!

I'm working on it! It was almost done! You've got to give me more time!

[DWSUWF]

(Don Adam’s (Agent 86, Maxwell Smart) voice, with two fingers held a quarter of an inch apart)

I’m This Close!

[DWSUWF]

"...Better luck next time..."

(Lassie’s voice)

Arf! Arf Arf! Whimper...

[GussiedUp]

OTOH, you may have a point that even mentioning him to third parties is like poking a snarling, yapping Chihuahua through a chain link fence with a stick...

Maybe he's lurking... Out there... Right Now...

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!! If we could ONLY insert music in this thread!!! Especially when peep peeps!

[GussiedUp]

I gotta compliment Peep...what peep lacks in writing, humor, IQ, style, etc.,....Peep makes up for in sheer tenacity and desire to always get the last word in! LMAO

[bribriagain]

"By the way, my dad is a liberal. Would you deny him a life-saving organ donation?"

Is he, perchance, a homosexual?

[DWSUWF]

Well, I was going to show you how damn clever I am and post a link to something that would play a tune, but I have to admit defeat...

Not that I ever knew (with any confidence) how to do this, but I think that recent changes in the forum may prevent this from being done(?)

So...

"NO MUSIC FOR YOU!"

(Seinfeld, The Soup Nazi)

[GussiedUp]

Not a peep for several hours now....you think he got ahold of some bad liverwurst? LMAO

[DWSUWF]

"...Not a peep for several hours now....you think he got ahold of some bad liverwurst? LMAO..."

Well, if it were a 'B' sci-fi flick from the 50's, this portion of the thread would be set in a thoroughly wrecked laboratory.

You and I would be simultaneously waking up and slowly climbing to our feet, covered in broken glass and plaster dust.

If he's gone, the director would indicate that with a shot of the morning sun being visible through one of the lab's shattered windows, and soundtrack 'up' (probably strings and woodwinds) playing in the background.

If, however, he yet lives/lurks, the camera would pan behind us to a dark corner of the lab, on the floor, where a horrible, gnarly tentacle's tip would be twitching in the rubble. Soundtrack would be something ethereal, an electric stringed instrument with an early, analog tremolo output.

It's hazy from here...

I can't be sure...