Geraldo Is Offering To Quit

Washington Post | 12-24-01 | Self

[GeekDejure]

"Geraldo welshed"

Your Honor, I strenuously and wholeheartedly object!!! . Lonesome in Massachussets has absolutely NO authority to lump dishonest Whoraldo Rivera together with the honest and beautiful Welch people !!! ;-))

[vladog]

Geraldo should try the WWF. His talent inventing for stories could be put to good use.

[mombonn]

Yo, whorealdo, don't let the door hit you one the way out!

It's been real, and it's been fun; but it ain't been real fun.

[Rowdee]

..."He said it is time they stopped the Geraldo bashing."...

Hmmm, er, Whoraldo....why didn't you think of these consequences BEFORE you began acting like a jerk, before you began lying about where you were and hallowed ground, and 'our' guys! Whoraldo, I'm sure you've heard the old saying, 'if the shoe fits'......in your case, we have a PERECT FIT! Go back to the hole, er is that cave, or vault, you came out of.

[Ronin]

Oh please.... PLEASE....

[Reaganwuzthebest]

Geraldo is the most conceited blowhard on tv. He doesn't even try to hide how much he's stuck on himself. Give me David Brinkley anyday.

[Doctor Raoul]

Geraldo wants to quit? Not before I get reparations. Geraldo, show me the money!

[Neets]

Nothing worse than a guy stuck on himself..especially when it shows so much.

[Doctor Raoul]

Lest anyone forget, Geraldo was a Jerry Springer-like talk show host several years ago, before he miraculously and instantaneously became a "broadcast journalist" the minute he was signed by ABC's news division.

As instantly as Leonardo DeCaprio and George Stephanopulis became broadcast journalists at ABC News. No wonder Mickey Mouse wanted to buy ABC so bad.

[Fiddlstix]

I disagree I think everybody ought to bash the creep.

You ought to really like me then
I've been doing that for years J

I Can't stand the JERK!

[Carry_Okie]

Somebody should tell whoraldo that his mustache is a dead giveaway that he's been eating chocolate with his hands busy.

[Reaganwuzthebest]

Probably helped Carly Simon write "You're So Vain" while they were at their liberal parties together. He casually suggested they write a song about "HIM".

[WarHawk42]

Lest anyone forget, Geraldo was a Jerry Springer-like talk show host several years ago, before he miraculously and
instantaneously became a "broadcast journalist" the minute he was signed by ABC's news division.

Which made him perfect for ABC news.:)  But not for Fox news.

Did you ever see the tape where he got his nose broke?  Hilarious.LOL  That was in his springer like days.

WarHawk42

[WarHawk42]

Geraldo Rivera

Birth name
   Jerry Rivers
Date of birth (location)
   4 July 1943,
   New York, New York, USA
Trivia
   (1991) Chosen by People magazine as one of
   the 50 Most Beautiful People ...

                          Mayor Geraldo?
                          We've seen a former mayor become a talk show host, ala Jerry Springer, but Geraldo Rivera
                          has been mulling the reverse route, announcing in a televised interview that he is considering
                          making an independent bid in the 2001 New York City mayoral race. Though Rivera has oft
                          been hailed for his serious journalism, his flirtations with sensationalism have drawn the bigger
                          headlines, such as his live televised opening of Al Capone's "vault" which yielded nothing or
                          the brawl that erupted on his "Geraldo!" talk show which resulted in his nose being broken by
                          a flying chair. Although Geraldo has not formally thrown his hat in the ring, he has made sure
                          that the public and his current bosses at CNBC know that he is giving it serious
                          consideration. (this story was compiled from other news sources by IMDb's editors and
                          and added to this issue)

WarHawk42

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"What I do not understand is if Geraldo really did lie, why does he have to quit? Why hasn't FOX already fired him???"

Probably being groomed for Rupert Murdoch's new China propaganda station.
Here is a real eye opener
News Corporation List of Companies, Chairman and Chief Executive: K. Rupert Murdoch
Check the location of Chinabyte.com
Administrative Contact:
Li Wei
Xinnet
Haidian
Beijing Beijing 100044
China
tel: 86 10 68492333
fax: 86 10 68492758
yyang@newscorp.com.cn
FOX NEWS OWNER RUPERT MURDOCH SET FOR CHINA TV CLEARANCE;
MUST ENSURE COMMUNIST CHANNEL WIDELY AVAILABLE IN USA!

China AOL Time Warner and News Corp (aka Fox News) "Deal" - The REAL Story - from China

[Neets]

Here is his next War-time Uniform:

[savedbygrace]

Geraldo could right the situation by actually participating in a fiendly fire incident. I am sure there are several fire controllers that would be willing to send in his coordinates.

Except that, with Geraldo in it, it would immediately cease to be friendly.

It's one of those Catch-22 things. Sorry.

[Reaganwuzthebest]

He most likely wouldn't wear that shirt while he's reporting the news 100 miles away. He'd be too afraid the shirt about "HIM" would get ruined.

Seriously, there are so many token liberals out there Fox could have put on to bring balance, which was their reasoning, so why him?? The jury's still out if he's helped ratings, but even so, he's not a reporter, he's a celebrity. And a terrible one at that.

[GalvestonBeachcomber]

When the Clinton turd comes on the screen, I drop down to the crawl line, as much as I dislike it.

[GalvestonBeachcomber]

When the Clinton turd comes on the screen, I drop down to the crawl line, as much as I dislike it.