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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
Rome | 12.19.01 | By Hank Vorjes

Posted on 12/19/2001 11:09:52 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican

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To: RedBloodedAmerican;riley1992;one_particular_harbour;StoneColdGOP
LMAO! I love this image!
41 posted on 12/19/2001 1:22:07 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: dubyaismypresident;hobbes1;rikastrom
Well, Bill Gates or no, surely the Tridentine brothers have not done away with any sins, as they are much too traditional...the tiger's butt will fry for sure....
42 posted on 12/19/2001 2:52:13 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy; hobbes1
Judge not lest ye be judged, miss xtra salacious
43 posted on 12/19/2001 4:55:27 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Bush2000
Doesn't affect me (he said, genuflecting before his MacRapture 666).
44 posted on 12/19/2001 5:01:07 PM PST by Leroy S. Mort
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To: dubyaismypresident
i think you have missed your calling, dubs.. i see a pulpit in your future....
45 posted on 12/19/2001 5:07:44 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: Bush2000
Naaa.

Linux will just pick up sponsorship of the annual "Pimps and Playaz of The Year" award.

Play on, playa. Play on!


46 posted on 12/19/2001 6:54:59 PM PST by rdb3
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To: Poohbah
and Oracle purchases the Church of Satan.

Oh, no. Larry wouldn't allow *any* other gods before him in his world!

Have ya'll ever seen this guy speak? He *really* likes himself, if you know what I mean . . .

47 posted on 12/19/2001 8:03:34 PM PST by Dominic Harr
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To: xsmommy
undoubtedly the tiger went straight for his..ultimate destination... why mess with Purgatory, when you can experience the fiery pit...?

Not me Honey, the last thing I would ever do is sit NEXT TO YOU in a church, so I would say my chances of a Fireball, are much reduced

48 posted on 12/20/2001 4:14:24 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1; xsmommy
Not me Honey, the last thing I would ever do is sit NEXT TO YOU in a church, so I would say my chances of a Fireball, are much reduced

Ya, what he said

49 posted on 12/20/2001 4:39:40 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
; ) Mornin' Bud.
50 posted on 12/20/2001 4:41:19 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: dubyaismypresident; hobbes
you two would WISH to be seated on either side of me so that some of my indulgences could rub off on you.

Sister XS, I.H.M.

51 posted on 12/20/2001 4:50:13 AM PST by xsmommy
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you two would WISH to be seated on either side of me so that some of my indulgences could rub off on you.

Rubbing off on us in church, how sacreligious.

53 posted on 12/20/2001 4:57:32 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident;xsmommy
Yes, Leave it to her, to think about Indulging in rubbing off on two men .In CHURCH no less...!
54 posted on 12/20/2001 4:59:27 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1; dubyaismypresident
clearly you each just heaped another coupla millenia on that Purgatory stay with those responses....
55 posted on 12/20/2001 5:01:49 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
clearly you each just heaped another coupla millenia on that Purgatory stay with those responses....

Ummmmm, and exactly which Succubus, planted the seeds of those thoughts?

57 posted on 12/20/2001 5:05:19 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Now...isn't that...special!

And for something completely different: Tolkien and C.S. Lewis on Myth and Religion

58 posted on 12/20/2001 5:05:46 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
"You can get Communion, confess your sins, receive absolution -- even reduce your time in Purgatory -- all without leaving your home."

Microsoft has already been one-upped. Back to the drawing board.

59 posted on 12/20/2001 5:08:40 AM PST by Orual
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To: hobbes1
haven't a clue...; )
60 posted on 12/20/2001 5:10:48 AM PST by xsmommy
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