Posted on 12/11/2001 8:27:00 AM PST by IoCaster
>>>him:Bill Clinton is hated partially because he has stood up for womens rights.
>> >>me:You mean his willy stood up for the right women.
>him:Jealous, Hank?
Just pointing out the sexual superiority of the Southern male. President Elvis.
rofl
That one definitely should be preserved. Hilarious.
Get both parties together and get them roaring drunk at which point, they shoot a completely uninvolved third party. They bury the body in a conspicious place and, before leaving the scene, drop their wallets nearby. Soon afterwards, one party will return to the scene and ask an investigating officer if a wallet has been found. After being arrested, the party will drift between 17 different versions of the story starting with "I wasn't even there" to "The boy needed killin'". He will eventually finger the other suspect and the arresting begins. The families of the two assailants will meet in front of a mobile home and the young men will begin fighting. At this point, the women will begin "wrecking hairdo's and manicures" and the young men will become involved with separating the ladies. The older men will sit in lawn chairs, drink beer and discuss the sexual utility of a good bitchfight ("Tellerwhat boys, I'm harder than Chinese arithmetic"). The case will go to trial. The prosecutor will attempt to prove the guilt of the defendents while the Defense attorney will try to confuse the jury into a state of paralysis. At the end of three days, it will be determined that the victim is indeed dead and the trial will go to the jury. After a few hours, a juror will remember that he and one of the defendents "have the same momma" and a mistrial will be declared. If no one speaks for the victim, the court will decide the boy did indeed need killin' and the case will be dropped.
>I think the entire British nation sees Ted Kennedy as the closest American
>equivalent to the House of Lords: antiquated, drunk, and less harmful when
>fast asleep.
Except when he's driving in that condition.
>The White House Says The President And Monica Lewinsky Only Kissed
>Clinton Said To Be Shaken To The Core By Scandal >WASHINGTON
> Friday, February 27,1998 - 10:04 PM ET > (CBS) The White House has developed an explanation that says President
>Clinton did have a physical relationship with Monica Lewinsky, but that
>it involved only kissing,
Yes but what were they kissing?
>In the long run, if Clinton is exonerated, this reckless use of the
>internet may teach everyone a very valuable lesson.
Yea. And if a frog had wings, its butt wouldn't be so sore.
Even found my first post to the Internet
<<***** On 05-16-94, W.J.H. REBERS wrote to ALL: *****>> WR>From: A605A298@HASARA11.SARA.NL (w.j.h. rebers) WR>Newsgroups: comp.os.ms-windows.misc WR>Subject: OFF-line mailreader WR>Date: Mon, 16 May 94 13:27:56 CET WR>Message-ID: <16FB8BD5C.A605A298@HASARA11.SARA.NL> WR>Organization: S.A.R.A. Academic Computing Services Amsterdam WR> WR> WR>Hello WR> WR>Can anyone point me to a good ms-windows off-line mailreader. VBReader is good and it's only $25 to register (Canadian money, QWK packets only) For BlueWave files, I use WAVRDR but it is $50. Hank Ingram McLeansville NC
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