BIN LADEN IN TV SUICIDE-On air death will trigger attacks in UK, US &London

UK Mirror and Ananova ^ | Monday December 10, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say

[steve-b]

Force him to sleep with Hillary. That should finish him off.

I'm still partial to the "give Osama a sex change" idea.

[DJ88]

Hmmmmm. Good question. Being the female football fan that I am....I guess it would all depend on who's PLAYING. Of course, if we get advance notice of this "suicide", we can just tape the suicide. ;-)

[GYPSY286]

How about this? 1. Strip Osasma to waist. 2. Tie him down. 3. Cover his chest with peanut butter. 4. Place large rabid rat on his chest. 5. Cover with heavy bucket. When cornered, a rat will always try to find a way out.

[kachina]

How about doing it on Jan. 1, 2002? Tie him to a stake, and let Dick Clarks's giant ball come down on him and squash him like a bug? That way we'd start the new year off on a positive note.

[Lorraine]

I've had the pleasure of being my company's liasion with the Secret Service on a number of occasions, and I can confirm these are some very attractive men with great personalities too. Although you always see stone faces on the agents when they are in close proximity to the President, the agents working behind the scenes have terrific personalities to go along with their professionalism. I always felt it was an honor to work with them.

[The Truth Will Make You Free]

I don't believe it. If they had the ability to do this, it would already have been done. Yet another media propagated fear-inducing lie...

[JenOPCer]

How should Osama go? Please be creative. I vote for honey-covered Osama in a small room with a fairly psychotic black bear.

Other ways for Osama bin Fruitcake to go out?

I say we cover him with swill and put him in a pen with about 100 large, hungry hogs.