Area Liberal Worried His Asian Dry Cleaner Doesn't Like Him

The Onion ^ | 12/4/01 | The Onion

[Right of Buchannan]

Gotta love the Onion! Best thing out there since Monty Python!

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[Balding_Eagle]

Liberals are the most patronizing and retaliatory people I've ever met, and this specimen is no exception. He's getting back at her by 'exposing' her in the newspaper.

I'll bet she just wants to be left alone.

What a typical, despicable liberal.

[Balding_Eagle]

The Onion!!!!!!!! I've fallen for it!!

[DallasJ7]

Don't worry. It happens every time. LOL

[Doctor Doom]

You should take something for your sarcasm impairedness.

[vikingchick]

Bay Area ping. :)

[americanusa]

who is this guy?? and who cares if his drycleaning lady doesnt like him. GET A LIFE

[Cleburne]

Hey, it could easily be real! Only unrealistic thing I can think of is that the guy's story would be printed up. All his questions and self musings sound about right for a liberal white guy!

[Britton J Wingfield]

You are obviously an insensitive, patriarchal, white male oppressor. How dare you.

[MileHi]

Why does he oppress her whenn he could do his own stinkin' laundry?...

[CheneyChick]

Thanks, VC. Unfortunately, the Onion isn't far from the truth on this one.

[Republic of Texas]

No, I don't take this seriously, but my dryclean guys are from Pakistan and we get along great. Maybe I'm not a pretentious ass like most liberals.

[OldFashionedAmerican]

I miss so much by having my own washer and dryer, and my company has gone from Suits to Slacker wear..... Oh my....

[DallasJ7]

That's what makes the Onion so great at satire.

[Go Gordon]

"I like to interact with and support people of other cultures," Bern said. "This country is a tapestry of many different beliefs and backgrounds, so I try to foster that by spreading my business around to everyone, not just Caucasians like myself. I always tell Rei how much I admire the way an immigrant like her could rise from poverty to run her own store, but she never really gives me much of a response."

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