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| 30 November 2001
| Grampa Dave
Posted on 11/30/2001 7:48:58 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: EdReform
1,721
posted on
07/10/2006 1:52:57 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
To: Revolting cat!
A quarter is a fourth.
12 / 4 = 3.
1,722
posted on
07/10/2006 1:59:34 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: hershey; Diana in Wisconsin; Grampa Dave; Jim Robinson
Thank you for supporting Free Republic!!
1,723
posted on
07/10/2006 2:00:45 PM PDT
by
EdReform
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To: onyx; Lady Jag
1,724
posted on
07/10/2006 2:04:03 PM PDT
by
EdReform
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To: Just another Joe
1,725
posted on
07/10/2006 2:04:32 PM PDT
by
justshutupandtakeit
(If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
To: EdReform
HA HA HA HA HA! I love that!
1,726
posted on
07/10/2006 2:06:59 PM PDT
by
onyx
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To: EdReform
1,727
posted on
07/10/2006 2:07:36 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
To: onyx; Lady Jag
That's a Lady Jag original
1,728
posted on
07/10/2006 2:14:14 PM PDT
by
EdReform
(Free Republic - helping to keep our country a free republic. Thank you for your financial support!)
To: Grampa Dave
1,729
posted on
07/10/2006 2:20:06 PM PDT
by
EdReform
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To: EdReform; Lady Jag
Aren't they all? LOL
She's GRRRRRRRRREAT!
1,730
posted on
07/10/2006 2:24:08 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
To: Grampa Dave
1,731
posted on
07/10/2006 2:31:24 PM PDT
by
EdReform
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To: onyx; Lady Jag
1,732
posted on
07/10/2006 2:33:01 PM PDT
by
EdReform
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To: EdReform; onyx
That's a Lady Jag original Thank you! You wouldn't believe how many of them are floating around here . . . I don't! LOL!
1,733
posted on
07/10/2006 2:37:22 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
To: Lady Jag
I might even 'own' some of 'em... who knows?
LOL
1,734
posted on
07/10/2006 2:38:37 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
To: Lady Jag; EdReform
Some kind soul on some other thread, didn't use word wrap. I think I need 4 more posts or pings to get my ping page back to normal size.
1,735
posted on
07/10/2006 2:41:31 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
To: onyx; EdReform
1,736
posted on
07/10/2006 2:44:31 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
To: onyx
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
Just some drunk guy asking for a push, he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out here!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
1,737
posted on
07/10/2006 2:46:49 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
To: onyx; Lady Jag
Maybe 20 years from now we can sell them on Antiques Roadshow! (yeah, yeah, I know - it's on PBS. That's the ONLY time the tv is tuned to PBS).
1,738
posted on
07/10/2006 2:47:25 PM PDT
by
EdReform
(Free Republic - helping to keep our country a free republic. Thank you for your financial support!)
To: Lady Jag
1,739
posted on
07/10/2006 2:49:37 PM PDT
by
EdReform
(Free Republic - helping to keep our country a free republic. Thank you for your financial support!)
To: onyx
Having a bad day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with
the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors
and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could
use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better????
1,740
posted on
07/10/2006 2:50:12 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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