Drunk star attacked air crew with yoghurt

Independent.co.uk ^ | 13 Nov 2001 | Anna Whitney

[maxwell]

If you're gonna play in Texas,
You gotta have a fiddle in the band
That lead guitar is hot,
but not for "Lousiana Man"
So rosin up that bow for "Faded Love"
and let's all dance
If you're gonna play in Texas,
You gotta have a fiddle in the band

I remember down in Houston
we were puttin' on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled,
"Cotton-Eyed Joe"!
He said, "We love what you're doin'
Boys don't get us wrong,
There's just somethin' missin' in your song

So we dusted off our boots and put our cowboy hats on straight
Them Texans raised the roof when Jeff opened up his case
You say y'all all wanna two-step. You say ya wanna doe-si-doe,
Well, here's a fiddlin' song before we go...

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

"...So we dusted off our boots and put our cowboy hats on straight..."
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There ya go.....that's the fellers from Fort Payne

[mathurine]

The childish , musically-inclined millionaire is over 21 and arguably an adult. He is totally responsible for how much he drank and everything he did. The airline ought to sue the stupid and arrogant freak for all he has or ever will get; and every passenger on that flight ought to seek a piece of him in a class-action suit. It is about time that, as a minimum, stupid disruptors also end up quite impoverished. The potential civil penalties for gross stupidity and immaturity could be much more severe than the paltry criminal penalties, and should be invoked.

[American Preservative]

ROCK ON!

[American Preservative]

Yo, dude...

For a good time, click here : )

Yoghurt shots, maybe? ; ) LOL

[maxwell]

Thanks for the headsup, dude. I'm there.