Bill Maher's All-Muslim Show -- 11/07/01 Transcript

[Victoria Delsoul]

Maher was smoking something. Not bad. I think he realizes his career is in jeopardy.

Yes, I think you're right, Gawain! for once, hehehe.

[Sir Gawain]

Yes, I think you're right, Gawain! for once, hehehe.

Whether you thought I was right before is irrelevant, since I was right whether you thought so or not! :-)~

[JIM O]

Why give guests like these people the air time to spread their hate.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Not bad! hahaha

[dennisw]

I saw that too. They are projecting. Muslim mass murderers like Hafez Assad kill 20,000 civilians on purpose in Hama Syria in 1982. Al-Qieda kills 5000 civilians here on US soil. Saddam uses poison gas on Kurds and slaughters the marsh Arab Shi'ites. This is the Muslim way.

Any civilians killed by Israel were a by product of war, was nowhere near these outrageous numbers, was not done with malice nor on purpose.

[Sir Gawain]

Not bad!

Of course! ;-)

[Sabramerican]

Yeah but you would think they could decide on a number.

Here the "victims" increased by 3000 in less then a minute.

Thank God it's not an hour show.

[FITZ]

Boy. If there is one thing I hate it's lying Arab propagandists who can't get their lies coordinated

Lying and killing for Allah.

[Green Knight]

There's a difference between prophet Muhammad, who was a peaceful businessman, and Osama Bin Laden, who is some blood-sucking jerk, all right? Now, if we had a world that was ruled by men like prophet Muhammad, who were good, capitalist men, who believed in charity and believed in business, this would be a good world.

Thank God a man like Muhammad isn't ruling the world! The world would be a blood-soaked abbatuoir if this "peaceful businessman" were alive today, running things.

[quimby]

I hadn't watched P.I. in a long time. I just happened to tune in and found myself agreeing with everything Bill Maher said.

Yeah, like cool man. Maher hates arabs so all the shit he said before is irrelevent. Calling Barbara Bush a bitch and Ronald Reagan crazy-- it means nothing cause maher hates muslims.

Don't pay any attention to mahers previous words:

Maher:"Blame Starr if condidit"

Bill Maher Calls Bush a "Lying Sack of, ah, Manure"

Maher Mars Civil Discourse

Why what Bill Maher claimed he said was wrong.

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

I never claimed I agreed with anything he ever said before. I stopped watching him a long time ago because of his stupid views, as well as his pugnacious attitude and sneering face. I just happened to turn on the TV, and there he was. I was surprised when I found that I agreed with him on this particular show. It was odd to find myself on the same side as Bill Maher on ANY issue.

[quimby]

Like cool, man. These hollywood types relly know alot.

Its amazing how much they know about the war.

Ps, maher hates arabs. he must be cool, man.

[quimby]

Here's another cool maher transcript (partial):

Maher: "Well, listen, I certainly had planned to talk about the Internet, and I want to do that, however, a brief apology. Last week I called George Bush a bad name. I compared him to a bag of manure -- I did. I said the only difference between George Bush and a bag of manure is the bag."

Bill Engvall, comedian: "I’m still trying to figure out what the bad name was."

Maher: "I’m sorry, I should have said that he’s a lying bag of manure after what he did today with the Kyoto protocol and global warming. This guy, okay, we don’t have to talk about it, but I just had to get it off my chest. I mean, he never ceases to disappoint me in what a lying sack of [bleep] shit he is."

Steven Weber, star of the NBC sit-com The Weber Show: "But during the election, what was your -- my favorite name for him was one that you coined, which was Drinky McDumb Ass."
Maher:: "Thank you very much."
Weber: "It was fantastic."
Maher: "Drinking McDumb Ass, yes, alright."
Engvall: "Feel better now?"
Maher: "I do. I got that off my chest -- while I can still breathe."