Caption this! Ted & Dubya

http://a740.g.akamai.net ^ | 11/02/01 | n

[Egregious Philbin]

Do you want a drink as badly as I do?

[mikrofon]

GWB: "Hey, Teddy boy -- that makes it TWO Bushes now in the White House! So how's the family been?"

EK: "{urp} ... jes wail nesht lectin, gorj, yul shee nafgis oseodn iflssmm ......."

[dirtboy]

"They tell me that the safest place in Washington is hiding behind you. Not even a terrorist would waste the lead on you."

You could hide half the Bush Administration behind Kennedy. The other day scientists thought there had been a sudden rise in the mean sea level, it turns out that Teddy had gone for a swim...

[Darth Dan]

Ala "Bettlejuice"

"Stick around "Round Boy", we're gonna have some laughs!"

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

"I just want you to know I'm onto you, you fat, disgusting socialist...now there's a camera on us, so smile pretty."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Listen up fat boy...If you don't learn how to sit down and keep yer mouth shut, I'm gonna personally gonna walk up to The Hill and rip your head off and crap down your neck. Are we clear?"

[LurkedLongEnough]

Dubya: "Ted, I just had to tell you that yesterday I sent a contribution to Free Republic in your name... ha ha ha"

[aShepard]

"So Teddy, was MaryJo behind you like this, or was she on the other side of the back seat in your Olds?"

[csvset]

"Yes Teddy, it is new carpet."

[clamper1797]

Hey Teddy ... I got some Sattelite pics of you and an intern on your boat off Cape Cod. I see you've changed your position on offshore "DRILLING"

[M Kehoe]

So Teddy, was MaryJo behind you like this, or was she on the other side of the back seat in your Olds?"

Teddy: "MaryJo?" "Who is MaryJo?"

No guy, the reason Ted let her drown was because she was between his knees (giving him a Lewinsky) and bumped her head on the steering wheel.

Btw, good afternoon to ya. When you get a chance, give me a ring.

5.56mm

[leadhead]

"Why does it say "GOODYEAR" on your back?"

[gopgirl]

*lmao*

[mcurb]

Daschle's spot or Saschle's dress?

[WhiteGuy]

"Soon Teddy, very soon....

we'll hit the heads of the other 5 families

then The Bush family and the Kennedy Family will

control EVERYTHING"

[Rocko]

"Pigs are ready to fly; I'm holding one down now."

[Ophiucus]

Smile, Teddy, I'm about to do to you what your party has down to this nation.

[wimpycat]

ROFLMAO!!

[goron]

Teddy you're safe, whiskey kills anthrax better than cipro..

[94Revolution]

Kennedy: *Whispers*

Hey George?

Bush: Yeah Ted?

Kennedy: You know that Legislation you proposed?

Bush: *nods*

Yeah I know which one your talking about.

Kennedy: *grits teeth*

Good! I am going to F***K you with that bill!

Bush: *chuckles and grabs Ted's shoulders*

Oh, really? Well, you better kiss me first! Don't flame me...Was being funny:)