Posted on 10/12/2001 11:42:57 AM PDT by Colt .45
In this time of tin-foil hat alerts, I thought a little humor would help.
What do I say to the fact of "Never happened"? WHO CARES?! It works for me. And even if no one ever said it, perhaps they should have a few years ago!
They are just a bunch of loveable Sweethearts.
Sounds like she got a fur ball caught in her throat.
Deming, an associate professor of Geology and Geophysics, criticized an opinion column that stated: "Easy access to a handgun allows everyone in this country . . . to quickly and easily kill as many random people as they want." A citizen who holds protected beliefs about the Second Amendment, Deming responded with a letter that stated: "[Her] easy access to a vagina enables her to quickly and easily have sex with as many random people as she wants . . . and spread venereal diseases."
He has a poll on his site:
How should the US punish Bin Laden?
I chose this one:
- Let the 'frustrated webmaster' grab him by the throat and squeeze until his %@#**$ eyes 'POP' out!
<---PICK THIS ONE...I have a 55 Gallon Drum of Asswhoop that I'm dying to Pour On Somebody!
Simple .... it makes you raise your chin and hold your head up high .... unlike a bunch of civilians that I see everyday staring at the ground in front of them.
MAGGOT! You're going to DIE!
I'M going to die!
We're ALL going to DIE!
BUT THE CORPS LIVES FOREVER AND THAT MEANS YOU LIVE FOREVER!
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1. That cammied-up Marine in the image above (btw, always capitalize "Marine". Thank you.) is wearing his cover (not "hat") a tad lower than most Marines would.
2. Some Marines, the drill instructors, can wear their covers anyway they want because they have eyes like a fly.
3. In the field, grunts will often don "bush" covers, which are those soft lids with the wide brim all the way around. They are more comfortable and keep more rain off you.
4. Marines don't bump into things because things make sure they get out of the way.
Semper fidelis,
LH
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FRegards,
CD
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