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Give Bin Laden a Call on his Satellite Phone, here's his Phone Number
Pravda ^ | 10/8/01 | Pravda

Posted on 10/08/2001 8:03:59 PM PDT by Thanatos

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To: Free the USA
WHHHHAASSSSUPPPPPP! Oh by the way....you're toast
21 posted on 10/08/2001 8:43:13 PM PDT by lanceboyle
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To: steve-b
Lousy, fricki'n 56k connection!

That is funny,Freepers are a vast resoure of information.

22 posted on 10/08/2001 8:43:16 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: Free the USA
"What would you say if you got through?"

Landshark

23 posted on 10/08/2001 8:45:04 PM PDT by Rogmonster
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To: Thanatos
Probably a German version of a "1-900" number. German ingenuity and enterprise at work.
24 posted on 10/08/2001 8:46:54 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Thanatos
What would I say? How's about...Soooeee! Pig, pig, pig, pig!
25 posted on 10/08/2001 8:48:34 PM PDT by neutrino
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To: Thanatos
Osama.... your limo is here.


26 posted on 10/08/2001 8:48:46 PM PDT by TheGrimReaper
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To: Free the USA
"What would you say if you got through?"

"Hi, you have qualified for a free home improvement inspection. Sir, are you aware of the benefits of double-paned glass windows for your home?"

27 posted on 10/08/2001 8:52:30 PM PDT by CatOwner
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To: Thanatos
Let's sell his phone number to America's secret weapon -- THE TELEMARKETERS.......
28 posted on 10/08/2001 9:35:04 PM PDT by tracer
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To: Thanatos
Or we could sic the Jerky Boys on him. Or Howard Stern's Stuttering John...
29 posted on 10/08/2001 9:36:28 PM PDT by tracer
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To: Thanatos
My comments to him would be tempered by whether or not he has caller-ID...
30 posted on 10/08/2001 10:16:56 PM PDT by IncPen
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To: Thanatos
Hey! Osama!

It's time that we bomb ya!

...well, it sounded good in NYC Sunday!

31 posted on 10/09/2001 3:54:53 AM PDT by RaceBannon
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To: TheGrimReaper
LOL Love the limo
32 posted on 10/09/2001 3:59:38 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8
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To: Free the USA
What would you say if you got through?

Excuse me, sir, our records indicate that you dialed 911, and we just want to verify your address so that we may respond in a timely fashion.

33 posted on 10/09/2001 4:04:46 AM PDT by Brad C.
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To: Free the USA
"What would you say..."

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

35 posted on 10/09/2001 4:18:01 AM PDT by airborne
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What would you say if you got through? Hey, can you hold a second? I need to let someone get bearings....er...talk to my sister, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket.
36 posted on 12/31/2005 8:32:22 AM PST by CT
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To: Free the USA
What would you say if you got through?

Incoming!!!!

37 posted on 12/31/2005 8:34:12 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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