Dodging Religious Door-To-Doors

Humor of the Day ^

[TBP]

Another thing to do with the telemarketers is to tell them that you're impressed with how well they read the script. Ask if they would like to have you talk to the supervisor to let him know what a good job they are doing. Compliment them on their persistence. Analyze their performance to death. They are less likely to call back after that.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

I recommend a prepared list of questions photocopied in brochure format to hand to the bell ringer.
Question 1: Have you read the Oxford History of Christianity? Chapters 5,6,7,8, and 9 were interesting, weren't they?
Question 2: Who edited and put the various books together which we now know as "the Bible"?
Question 3: When did this happen?
Question 4:What did they think it meant?

[Boiler Plate]

CC,
I have known hundreds of mormons in my life and have of course been proselytized by most of them. I am all to aware of your practices and teachings and yes I have a book of morman. What I would like you to tell me is that Jesus Christ is just as much God as is the Father and Holy Spirit. That there is only one God in this universe or any other. That Adam did not lay with Mary to become Jesus' father and finally that there are no married couples in heaven that give birth to heavenly children that are then born here on earth. Well maybe about a few hundred other things, but we'll start with that. For what it's worth I will say that most of the mormons I have met are very honest, moral, and conservative minded people.

Best Regards,
Boiler Plate