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26 Things the Movies have taught us
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| 9-29-2001
Posted on 09/29/2001 6:47:22 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey
Arrows are removable, unless deadly.
To: Cagey
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:24:00 PM PST
by
sonsofliberty2000
(I am the armchair activist. Flamesuit ready, Dr. Pepper flowing. Able to post in a single click.)
To: Nea Wood
Except in the original Star Wars films, where the smart-mouthed Solo didn't die- but should have, IMO.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:28:29 PM PST
by
ClearBlueSky
(Whenver someone says it's not about Islam...it's about Islam.)
To: Cagey
Always grab the girl and start running with her over your shoulder, if you don't, she will trip over the extremely dense air at her ankles and get you both caught as you stop to help her to her feet.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:33:06 PM PST
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.)
To: Aquinasfan
Sorry, Aquinasfan I missed your post along a similar line...
Oh well.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:34:22 PM PST
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.)
To: handk
You forgot African-American judges and Presidents.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:41:44 PM PST
by
satan
To: ClearBlueSky
If you're the good guy, prepare for a two-hour epic beating, bruising and whoopin' that you'll have to overcome to beat the bad guys.
Expect bloody noses, facial wounds, dirty grungy clothes, masses of bad guys swarming after you, etc.
Prepare witty lines and funny facial smirks for when encountering an unexpected twenty-seventh attack by yet another entire division of bad guys.
And be prepared to put out when the leading lady, who is always belittling you, comes around and falls in love with you as she cleans that one wound on your shoulder that makes you wince.
To: Cagey
How about this one: Bullets will never penetrate materials that the hero is hiding behind, be it car doors, walls or wooden tables.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:51:01 PM PST
by
Merdoug
To: multipurpose; Cagey
multipurpose, thanks for reviving this thread and Cagey, thanks for starting it. Great fun so far.
One observation I've made is that in the USA, all judges are not only required to be African-American, but also female. All judges not meeting that requirement were apparently forced out of the job some years ago.
To: Cagey
Nurses always plunge the hypodermic needle in patients arm with force sufficient to drive a ten penney nail.
When working a computer keyboard, moveie stars always type at a rate of 10,000 wpm--and always without errors.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:56:32 PM PST
by
glaux
To: Cagey
Cars that leave the highway at high speed across a dirt field will inevitably explode into flames.
Car accidents on a Los Angeles freeway will always involve a 1970s station wagon that gets airborne and rolls upside down.
To: Cagey
Pump Shotguns can't have a round jacked into the chamber until after the Bad guy,Monster,Alien,or strange sound has been encountered
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posted on
11/02/2003 6:33:21 PM PST
by
HP8753
(My cat hates static electricity....)
To: Cagey
In Star Trek (and ESPECIALLY in Next Generation), enemy ships (Romulan/Federation) almost always encounter each other at perpendicular angles. Never at "odd" angles.
To: arthurus
Steering geometry hasn't changed much in 75 years; suspensions have. We still have the toe-in relationship (parallel tracking of the tires in an axial line), camber angle (tilt toward the center or outside of the sideline of the vehicle of the front tires), and caster angle (the shopping-cart wheel set-back is positive and used on most cars) and finally the kingpin inclination angle (an imaginary line drawn from the top center of a wheel to the outside bottom of the tire at the contact point). When all of these angles and relationships are correct to design specifications, a car should track without correction at the wheel (assuming a flat, level road surface).
To: Old Professer
Hint:
When searching the files of an evil scientist, always go directly to the filing cabinet labled "X." In all of history no evil scientist has ever called his master plan "Project W"
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posted on
11/02/2003 7:32:33 PM PST
by
Pilsner
To: Cagey
"Nobody makes their first jump" was an important one from 'the Matrix.' Although Cypher's advice to Neo to run if he sees an agent did prove to be unenformed.
Guess he never "freed his mind" enough before getting whacked for being a traitor. ;-)
(Yes I am counting minutes and seconds until the last movie's release on the 5th.)
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posted on
11/02/2003 7:37:11 PM PST
by
bicycle thug
(Fortia facere et pati Americanum est.)
To: Cagey
LOL, I'm sorry.
To: Cagey
In all films dealing with ancient times-the bad guys have an English accent and the good guys have an American accent.
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posted on
11/03/2003 4:34:47 PM PST
by
Burkeman1
((If you see ten troubles comin down the road, Nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.))
To: Cagey
In any movie in which there is a black butler, maid, chauffer, caddy, or servant- they "know things", SECRET things, that no evil whitey could ever know.
Rip off from the guy who writes for the Sierra Times.
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posted on
11/03/2003 4:37:47 PM PST
by
Burkeman1
((If you see ten troubles comin down the road, Nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.))
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