NAME THAT BOOM or NO "INFINITE JUSTICE," NO PEACE--WHAT SHOULD WE CALL "WAR" AGAINST TERRORISM???

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[nimc]

Operation Glass Wasteland

[Jim Robinson]

Received this via email:

Dear Free Republic,

I have been a lurker for a couple of years. I've never been able to completely figure out how this forum works, so I send this e-mail. Pleae forward it, if you think it is relevant or useful.

I used to be a police officer in Hannibal, Missouri. I was born a woodsie, and our family hunted to survive. I was able to put my tracking skills to work when we were searching for suspects. Our guys called it "bird dogging." I've been thinking that would be a good name for this war, Operation Bird Dog. The bird is the eagle, and heaven knows we have some K-9's who have been real heroes lately. Bird dog can be either a noun or a verb and also reflects a "Texan" attitude. I think is easier than Operation Infinite Justice, which we are already calling "OJ."

Thanks,
[name redacted]

PS. My check is in the mail.

Thanks very much. Regards, Jim Robinson

[kellyrae]

OPERATION LET'S ROLL!

That gets my vote.

[Conan the Librarian]

Opperation " Nuke them 'til they Glow"?

[MJY1288]

When they ask why were coming, Tell them there is 6000 reason's why, and we only needed ONE! for you to die

[pbear8]

Operation Just Us

[aomagrat]

Operation Terrible Swift Sword.

[TheTopRead]

NOt bad. How 'bout "Operation Would You Like Some Fries With Your Cruise Missile"?

[dead]

How about:

“Operation Get France!”

(just to scare them…)

[claybuster]

Operation Two-Step....Hunt 'em & Whup 'em

[patriot_wes]

Oh...Oh...I have it!

OPERATION "TRASH BIN"

[lightning]

These are all very good, but consider:

OPERATION KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!

[IowaHawk]

My personal favorite: "Operation American Badass." Other candidates:

Operation Smoking Camels
Operation Allah Allah Oxen Free
Operation Turban Disturbin'
Operation Make a Wreck o' Mecca
Operation Afghan Hound
Operation Kabul Kaboom
Operation Permanent Midnight at The Oasis
Operation Falafel Feel Awful
Operation Shish Kaboom
Operation Who Wants To Be A Martyr
Operation Nuke Osama for Your Mama
Operation Just Desserts: Just Deserts
Operation Ewwwww, That's Probably Gonna Leave a Bruise
Operation Little Terrorist/ With Your Nose Pressed Against Allah's Window/ There Are No Virgins For You Today/ Only Death

[malakhi]

Operation 'For Great Justice'!

[TheTopRead]

NOt bad. How 'bout "Operation Would You Like Some Fries With Your Cruise Missile"?

[TheTopRead]

My personal favorite so far, but how about a slight modification: Operation Screamin' Eagle. Maybe Registered can work his magic and do the graphics for that one.

[100%FEDUP]

Considering our enemy's fashion sense I believe Operation Diaperhead is more than appropriate!

[Redcloak]

How about "Operation World's Biggest Parking Lot"? "Operation Glowing Desert"?

[Marty]

How about 'Operation Righteous Resolution'? We already have just cause--now we need a Righteous Resolution to end terrorism.