Posted on 09/05/2023 10:20:26 AM PDT by dynachrome
Almost as jingly as monkey pox!
I don’t know... but Monkey Butt has a nice ring to it.
Zombies?
Ooohhh.... I’ve been practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse for decades. I even have the t-shirt.
“Mister Mxyzptlk”
Oh man, does that take me back to Friday nights in the 60s, a sack of Krystals (White Castle to you Yankees) and a stack of comics. Good times. Oh, and REAL Coke.
btt
You also need the silver or copper zombucks, so you can buy a beer or two:
https://www.providentmetals.com/1-oz-copper-zombucks-world-kookaburied-round.html
I believe Narcan has been predominantly delivered as a nasal spray as it hits the blood stream faster. The only change is that now it is available to the public.
The drug is it made from, Naloxone, is also available in pill form often used to aid in recovery treatment to stop the urges of addicts. Sort of like methadone. But it would take too long to metabolize a pill in an emergency. Narcan the spray would enter the bloodstream quickly and can be administered by just about anyone.
And since the pushers are putting fentanyl into just about every street drug out there it’s not a terrible idea to make it available. But, it’s also just a panacea that could never truly compensate for our terrible public policies. It just may save a few lives here and there, which is a good thing, but nothing else really changes.
Oh oh...they’re going to have to change the name. Can’t have ANYTHING prefixed with “monkey” or “ape”...racist don’t ya know.
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