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Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'
Yahoo Finance ^ | September 5, 2023 | Greg Wehner

Posted on 09/04/2023 10:32:00 PM PDT by lasereye

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To: lasereye

Reason 59 why I don’t fly anymore.


21 posted on 09/04/2023 11:34:54 PM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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To: lasereye

Have the stewardess clean it up. Or Volunteers. 2 hours into a flight and you turn around?! 4 hours on a plane is an eternity as it is. This makes no sense to me.


22 posted on 09/04/2023 11:36:46 PM PDT by albie
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To: albie

Maybe the passenger thought he was in San Francisco


23 posted on 09/04/2023 11:42:33 PM PDT by nhbob1
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To: Mozzafiato
What does “diarrhea all the way thru the plane” mean?

I was rather wondering myself. Sounds like a load of crap to me. 😂

24 posted on 09/04/2023 11:58:48 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: lasereye
"Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'"

I don't suppose jerry nadler could move fast enough to do a whole plane.
25 posted on 09/05/2023 12:03:28 AM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: lasereye

Some years ago, I was on a flight on which an elderly gentleman soiled himself with diarrhea, made the seats nearby unbearable, and put one of the two bathrooms out of order. I was both sorry for the poor soul and furious at him for causing the long line for the other bathroom and my own resulting discomfort. When we arrived at our destination, he was brought off the plane by paramedics swaddled in blankets on a wheel chair.


26 posted on 09/05/2023 12:08:17 AM PDT by Rockingham
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To: Mozzafiato

He probably WAS walking up and down the aisles, and all he found, were pay toilets, and he didn’t have change. Can you imagine the dude, telling people, I got 5 dollars for 2 quarters. How about 10 dollars for 2 quarters, how about 20 dollars for 2 quarters? Gee whiz, someone should have bit the bullet, and given him the change, for the comfort of all the passengers. 😁😆


27 posted on 09/05/2023 12:12:44 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Manic_Episode

You deserve a Pulitzer Prize for that story. 😁😊😆😂😄


29 posted on 09/05/2023 12:40:08 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

Explosive diarrhea ping.


30 posted on 09/05/2023 1:09:28 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Mozzafiato

Or was just pooping in a vain attempt to reach the restroom!


31 posted on 09/05/2023 1:14:04 AM PDT by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: Manic_Episode

That is one well written story. I wonder if there was any toilet paper there.


32 posted on 09/05/2023 1:15:29 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: lasereye
A Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta, Georgia to Barcelona, Spain

Montezuma's revenge?

-PJ

33 posted on 09/05/2023 1:15:41 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Seriously!


34 posted on 09/05/2023 1:16:13 AM PDT by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: lasereye

As a marathon runner who has used the port-a-potties, I have been in multiple biohazard situations! You don’t want to know!


35 posted on 09/05/2023 1:17:55 AM PDT by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: lasereye

💩


36 posted on 09/05/2023 1:18:25 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Mark17

I’ve never seen a pay toilet on a plane. That’s plain stupid.


37 posted on 09/05/2023 1:20:58 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: lasereye
I'm sensing another Gutfeld! story coming up.

This one has two of Gutfeld's favorite things: poop and Delta Airlines.

-PJ

38 posted on 09/05/2023 1:23:27 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Mozzafiato

Frantically running from one toilet to the next


39 posted on 09/05/2023 1:25:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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40 posted on 09/05/2023 1:32:36 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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