Posted on 02/12/2023 5:38:00 AM PST by robowombat
She’s an alcoholic and a no self esteem slut.
People that openly brag like her are empty inside.
If she lives long enough, she’ll be a lonely, old b*tch that no one cares about or visits her...
But seeing her lifestyle, she probably won’t make it that long...
Miss moon and the sun are the same is bragging?
I have multiple degrees, diplomas, and awards that I could hang on my wall....but....the most satisfying work I have every done was homeschooling 3 children.
By the way, those degrees and awards are now in our storage shed and pictures of our children and grandchildren hang on the wall.
Chelsea Handler wasn’t that good in bed.
I have see that exact thing in people around me. They get to their later years and regret not having a family.
In Handler’s case, I think she is performing a service to society by not reproducing.
Woohoo. Silver medalist for the Darwin Award.
So the skank who thought the moon and the sun were the same heavenly body caught onto the Disney scam at five years of age? Ok, Chelsea.
Just out of curiosity, is being urinated on a part of your “enjoyment of life?” I’d take children any day!
....and I’m sure her non-existent children thank her!
“When asked if she would ever invite the new leader of the free world on her show, Handler said she wouldn’t. Asked whether she would ever interview his wife [Melania Trump], the comedian said: “To talk about what? She can barely speak English.
The First Lady was born in Slovenia, according to her White House biography. She can speak five languages, including Slovenian, English, French, Serbian and German”
She’s a moron Jim
Beat me to it. Spot on assessment. IMHO, she will be singing a different tune in 20 years or less if she lives that long, of course being a lying leftard, only God will know because he will hear her quiet whimpering.
Lol, I wouldn’t be surprised if you hit it, as she’s been around.
I draw my line where if a girl laughs while you pee on her face, on video, she’s not a keeper…
God bless you.
This is the rocket scientist who though the moon and sun were the same thing.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/chelsea-handler-claims-thought-sun-moon-same-thing-until-turned-40
I am glad she didn’t breed. We don’t need any more low hanging fruit to support or house in prisons.
How is it even possible she did not know this?
It’s like what I read somewhere about Princess Diana failing her “A” tests, those super important tests that I believe all English high schoolers take. She failed them three times, or something like that. And one person said: if you are a person like Diana, from her background, you have to work very, very hard to do that poorly.
These are people who are allowed to fake their way through life. But folks, life is real and you can’t fake your way through it.
Dude, gross!! She’s on par with Amy Schumer!!!
I agree...I think the lives and souls of children she could’ve had are better off being born of other parents...
Another dead branch on her family tree. She may learn to regret her choices.
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