Russia Says It Shot Down a UFO

Newsweek ^ | 1/5/22

[chopperk]

UFO=Made In Japan.

[Mustard]

I, for one, will welcome our new alien over lords.

[buwaya]

Source is given - Governor of Rostov oblast quoted on Russian Telegram. Deal with the source, not the outfit repeating it.

[Vermont Lt]

Or a little red ballon.

[NWFree]

They liquidated a balloon 🎈

[DannyTN]

They've traced the UFO to this alien being disguised as a little girl.

In related victorious news, Russian forces report

• destroying a blood bank in Ukraine where vampires were believed to be feeding.
• destroying a kindergarten where Chucky the demon possessed doll was hiding out.
• shot down Santa Clause who was seen providing presents to Ukrainian Nazi's.
• killed the werewolf of Kiev and no one has seen it since the last full moon
• and they destroyed 27 pots of gold owned by Ukrainian leprechauns.

[momincombatboots]

Lol…. You gotta be kidding me. Next a deep fake? Who would believe such an absolute impossibility.

[2CAVTrooper]

“Leave it to the Rooskies: Shoot first, ask no questions later.”

Yep.

They’ve been trigger happy for decades:

Finnish airliner Kaleva, 14 June 1940

Aeroflot Flight 902, 30 June 1962

Korean Air Lines Flight 902, 20 April 1978

Korean Air Lines Flight 007, 1 September 1983

Bakhtar Afghan Airlines, 4 September 1985

Bakhtar Afghan Airlines, 11 June 1987

Malaysia Airlines Flight 17, 17 July 2014

[2CAVTrooper]

Ack ack ack, ack ACK!

[Roadrunner383]

Meanwhile, an unfortunate Dentist in his Cessna has gone down in flames.

[Poison Pill]

Putin is a globalist.

[No name given]

It would be great to meet E.T himself.

[null and void]

Was Harry Reid on-board?

I don't think he went up.

[clearcarbon]

Could be a waste of Russian air defense hardware to have to shoot down lighter-than-air aluminum sphere decoys.

[nitzy]

The sonic boom is caused by the craft interacting with the air. I think the argument is that these things don’t interact with their environment in a conventional way.

[crz]

How fast?

[mac_truck]

I don't know if the Globalists and the Aliens are working together. I suspect they are.

🤔🤔🤔

[nitzy]

Capt. Fravor described a craft moving from in front of him to several miles away…..instantly.

I am not saying I believe any of this. I am just saying that, not producing a sonic boom is not the weirdest part of this.