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ILES Published December 25, 2022 9:16pm EST Endangered Cuban crocodile found dead at National Zoo after apparently chewing on electric equipment
Fox ^ | Dec 25, 2022 | Paul Best

Posted on 12/26/2022 1:10:06 AM PST by robowombat

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A real happy Christmas tale. Many more would be better.
1 posted on 12/26/2022 1:10:06 AM PST by robowombat
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I imagine Leroy Da'shawn Brown was out on work release cleaning the cage; after he toked up he forgot to unplug the sweeper. Poor crocodile. I wish it had been Leroy Da'shawn Brown instead.

2 posted on 12/26/2022 1:24:05 AM PST by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: robowombat

Clearly the new outlet didn’t have “ground fault interrupt” protection or it was improperly installed.


3 posted on 12/26/2022 1:35:25 AM PST by mad_as_he$$
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Now we know why they're endangered.


4 posted on 12/26/2022 1:58:32 AM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: robowombat

The Cuban crocodile didn’t kill himself


5 posted on 12/26/2022 3:25:03 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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To: robowombat; Red Badger; Daffynition
The crocodile, a 10-year-old male who was... part of a breeding program, was "attracted to a replacement electrical outlet...

Maybe they shouldn't have disguised the outlet.


6 posted on 12/26/2022 3:35:31 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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To: robowombat

Wow, that croc really WAS endangered!

Oh well. Belts and handbags now.


7 posted on 12/26/2022 4:09:43 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Truth is not hate speech.)
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To: robowombat

Too bad the Cuban crocodile that runs Canada isn’t endangered.


8 posted on 12/26/2022 4:13:40 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Fake news, fake pandemic, fake vaccine, fake election, fake president.)
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Giving Granny a better chance with each one gone.


9 posted on 12/26/2022 5:34:50 AM PST by Lion Den Dan ( )
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To: robowombat

Crocodiles aren’t endangered.


10 posted on 12/26/2022 5:54:32 AM PST by fso301
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A croc gets a taste of electricity and they’re “investigating the cause of death”... Just wow!

This is my birthday and this article gave me my first laugh.


11 posted on 12/26/2022 7:07:26 AM PST by Migraine
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When I worked in the CATV business I learned that animals liked to chew on electrical wires. Wires in the air attracted squirrels. Ground wires were gnawed on by many ground animals. In more rural areas it was a pain in the neck.

Interesting fact….squirrels with very thin tail hair have been ingesting wire covering/ insulators which have a high lead content. Over time it kills them.


12 posted on 12/26/2022 7:20:10 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: robowombat

The crocodile apparently never watched Jaws 2.


13 posted on 12/26/2022 7:35:35 AM PST by Marko413
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To: Vermont Lt

Ants are especially attracted to electrical equipment.


14 posted on 12/26/2022 7:37:12 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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I hadn’t heard that. I know in the cities our cable boxes would come back full of roaches. They like the heat. When a truck brought back boxes, we would put them in a “gas chamber” before they were transferred to the warehouse.

There is nothing like turning on a cable box and seeing bugs blocking out the lights. Lol.


15 posted on 12/26/2022 7:45:58 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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I knew a guy that repaired TVs in an urban area. He said that it was common for TVs to come in for repair that were infested with roaches. They left them outside and never fixed them, knowing that the owners would never come back for them anyway.


16 posted on 12/26/2022 7:50:18 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: robowombat

Do Cuban crocodile steaks taste spicier than American crocodile steaks?


17 posted on 12/26/2022 9:17:44 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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